OMFG Someone’s Impersonating Angelina Jolie’s Assistant

Apparently the (untrue) story of Angelina giving birth last week was part of a larger problem: someone is misleading the media by pretending to be Angelina Jolie’s longtime assistant, Holly Goline.

Angie’s lawyers circulated a letter warning of the impostor yesterday:

“A random individual has engaged in a scheme to intentionally harm my client and deceive her fans, the public and the media through illegal and tortuous impersonation of Ms Jolie’s long-time assistant, Holly,” the letter reads. “The individual who claims to be, and to whom the media has relied upon as, a ‘reliable source’ is not my client’s assistant, nor does the email address belong to my client’s assistant.”

Dear Lord. How will we ever know if Angelina’s really given birth or not? This just turns my whole world upside-down.

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