Brangelina Baby Pics Could Bring in Over $15M

June 2nd, 2008 by Evil Beet


Fifteen million dollars.

That’s where bidding is reportedly at for the first exclusive pics of the Brangelina twinsies, when they’re born. And it’s expected to go a LOT higher.

The two mags left in the running are OK! magazine and People magazine.

Brad and Angelina will donate the money to charity.

OMG.

$15 million???

We can’t come up with that sort of cash here at EB, but if there’s some way I could exchange lots sexual favors with someone (or someones?) to get us those pics exclusively, I’m so totally game. Call me.


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10 Responses to “Brangelina Baby Pics Could Bring in Over $15M”

  1. KAREN says:

    That comment was a little much EB!

  2. Katie says:

    u r soooooo funny lol!!!
    have u posted ur picture anywhr? i hv seen lots of leo pix ..but never urs…y so..?? plz do!! rd so much abt u…wud luv to put a face to the the beet :P

  3. kim says:

    lmao beet! i literally broke out in laughter after reading that. you are hilarious.

  4. Persistent Cat says:

    Katie, please don’t write like that here.

    Seriously, why would anyone buy a magazine just because pictures of somebody’s babies were in it? I just don’t get it.

  5. iiirene says:

    ahaha..your too funny lmao..

    i think people is going to get the pictures just like they always do lol

  6. Ney says:

    Hahahahaha, Ok EB I’ll roll up to that one to, just for the right and fair amount of cash ok?

  7. joan says:

    i am willing to take one for the team. i will have sex with both of them if they will give you the pics.

  8. Sarah says:

    I’m actually thankful they donate the money from their baby pictures to charity. It’s a step in the right direction.

  9. Kim says:

    Sarah, what do you mean by a “step” in the right direction. Have you forgotten the countless humanitarian and charitable gestures these two philanthropists have made!?!? Besides adopting and rescuing third-world children, they donate MILLIONS of their own earnings to charitable causes constantly!! One third of Angies earnings go to charity, and Brad used his own money to fund his project to rebuild houses after Katrina. A STEP in the right direction?? They have run a marathon in the right direction. I only wish other celebrities would take note!

  10. beet says says:

    hello my name is omar and my family name is taoufik ilike anjelina and brad beet bacause they very hots in actor or acterrs and I wish with all my heart that you succeeded in your representative and ithank

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