What’s in the Bottle, Lindsay?

June 1st, 2008 by Evil Beet


La Lohan goes shopping in Hollywood with some friends.

She later changed clothes and went shopping in Hollywood again, in the same afternoon.

And I’m only running one of the sets of pictures, because I am not going to pay for two fucking photos just because your ass changed clothes, Lindsay. Homey don’t play that. Get a real job, Linds.

So I was trying to decide which set of clothes to use for the photo, and I decided on this set because it gives you guys the opportunity to make fun of the pants on her friend. Go at it.


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24 Responses to “What’s in the Bottle, Lindsay?”

  1. jennatar says:

    I applaud you for your photo-picking priorities. I will hold up my end of our little social contract and say that those pants are straight out of House Party, which incidentally is on cable right now.

  2. dodohead says:

    Beet, I bought you the outfit on the right for Memorial Day. I just didn’t know your new address. *sigh* Are you implying you don’t like it?

  3. devilgirl says:

    Make fun only of his douchey pants? What about the boots? And that v-neck tee? Men with chests should only wear tees with v-necks and his hair, he looks like carrot tops little brother, minus the muscles!

  4. Serena says:

    Those pants are hideous… I hope someone burns them :P

    Lindsays myspace got hacked like, 2 days ago. But all her private photo’s are gone.

  5. Melissa says:

    That guy looks like he was cut from some American Apparel add. Yikes…

  6. kayla says:

    he does look like he’s from an American Apparel add.

  7. abirose says:

    as much as i want to make fun of his hideous pants i was completely shocked by the fact that linds was NOT wearing leggings. it just really surprised me and distracted me from the 80’s rave pants.

  8. Anonymous says:

    she looks like she’s not eating again…

  9. Lah-Dee-Dah says:

    I think the crime here is the fabric from which the pants are made. The pattern looks like somebody gave a clown a waffle belly.

  10. Persistent Cat says:

    I love how they’re all laughing, “ha ha ha, it’s so good to be us and walking around behind a famous movie star and the cameras are there and ha ha ha because the joke is on them because…… oh just because, ha ha ha.”

  11. Simon FC says:

    She’s just not attractive at all, is she?

  12. joan says:

    omg the first thought my mind formulated after seeing the pic and reading the words “out shopping” was gosh i hope they are out shopping for a new outfit for that guy!

  13. SazzyJane says:

    OK, just tell me if the “frined” is a dude or a chick

  14. kayla says:

    is it me, or does she look skinnier?!!

  15. mel says:

    OMG its true she does look skinner…
    then again sam isnt right beside her so shes probly skinny, and then beside sam she looks fat…
    cause seriously sam makes her look fat. its weird.

  16. Emma says:

    Aw, she’s too skinny, but she’s cuttte. (Minus the sunglasses. Whoever said aviators are okay needs to dieee. They’re so low-class and ugly looking)

    The dude’s pants are fine, but dude, cut your hair. You’d look so much more like a dude.

    And hey, don’t hate on tri-blend deep v’s. They’re comfy.

  17. Neech says:

    did lindsay get a new androgynous friend? :(

  18. Geminijem says:

    OMG, she is not attractive at all. Is that a man or a woman? Those pants are something that Sam Ronson would wear! Wait, is that Sam with a new hair color?

    Beet, how is the quitting smoking going?

  19. Asta says:

    You’re so thoughtful, Beet. That’s why we love you!

  20. radica says:

    Would you like to see, what Lindsay Lohan wants to show us?http://hdvideo.freeweb7.com/vid.php?v=Lindsay+Lohan+Sex+Tape

  21. Raye says:

    I wish she’d go back to wearing leggings. Then we wouldn’t have to see that the bottom half of her body doesn’t match the top half. Can she not afford the full body spray on tan?

  22. Obvious says:

    She is horrid, just horrid!

  23. pookie says:

    I see pride colors on her shirt.

  24. tony says:

    I can’t explain, you do need to see it!
    http://lindsay-lohan-sex-tapes.blogspot.com

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