My Sister’s Pregnant!

June 1st, 2008 by Evil Beet


Jessica Simpson gets excited for her kid sister at the opening of the Palms Place spa in Vegas.

Also there: Sarah Larson, putting on a brave face sans George; Linda Hogan and a dude who is definitely not her estranged husband; LaToya Jackson and the remains of her face; Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth, in a dress she shouldn’t have come within ten feet of; and Verne Troyer, looking sexy as fuck.


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11 Responses to “My Sister’s Pregnant!”

  1. Donkey Punch says:

    Jessica was quoted as saying while rubbing her sister’s tummy. “Papa Joe sure does make a fine baby.”

  2. ball and chain says:

    Jessica wants someone to rub her tummy. Run Tony. You’ll have a baby with man arms. On the other hand, your arm and her arm might make one hell of an arm for throwing a football. Hope its not a girl.

  3. slouchy says:

    Aw, sweet – Linda Hogan and her date can share their hair-bleaching products.

  4. Rob says:

    Lo is such an ugly whore…I cannot stand her personality on “The Hills” at all. She’s a nobody who attached herself to LC to get some tv face time. I wish they would bring back Kristin Cavallari, at least she was super hot…which makes it ok to be a bitch.

  5. Asta says:

    Why are we taking pictures of Sarah? The stupid whore can go home now! Bye!

  6. anthony says:

    Would you like to see, what Jessica Simpson wants to show us?http://hdvideo.freeweb7.com/vid.php?v=Jessica+Jimpson+Sex+Tape

  7. Fartface McMuffin says:

    If Asslee is the pregnant one, why does Jessica look so wide?

  8. jennykay says:

    I think it may just be her big boobs.

  9. Yak says:

    God, Asslee used to be the ugly one. WTF happened to Jess?

  10. sterndal says:

    hi!

    i like jessica simpson

    it’s nice to know that she’s happy about her sister’s pregnancy :)

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