Okay okay. So I finally got a new cord to connect my laptop to my digital camera, after Leo ate the original one, and I’m just so excited about all the recent pictures I’ve taken of Leo that I have to post them before I do anything else. The one above is my absolute favorite picture of him ever. It was taken at the airport before we left for NYC. More adorableness below. Most of these pics are either from this trip or our road trip a couple weeks ago.

My respect for Jessica Simpson just increased tenfold.

Jessica eats at the Olive Garden.

Anyone who eats at the Olive Garden is okay in my book. It’s my favorite restaurant ever.

Jessica and Tony Romo met up with Tony’s family at the Olive Garden in Janesville, Wisconsin. Tony grew up in a nearby city and was in town to play in a golf tournament.

Jess reportedly walked in holding hands with Tony and cuddled with him throughout the whole meal.

Okay, okay. I guess they’re really not broken up. No one goes to Janesville, Wisconsin to convince the press they’re in a fake relationship.

OMG I love that Britney Spears is totally back in full force. I know — I just know – that she is going to finally make the spectacular comeback I so desperately wanted to see from her last year.

Superproducer Rodney Jerkins reveals that he is currently in the studio with Britney, recording tracks for a new album that’s planned for an early 2009 release.

Says Jerkins: “I’m trying to reinvent her and myself. [The new sound is] very dancey, really uptempo, in the clubs, real aggressive, and catchy.”

Uh … I’m not quite sure how that’s a reinvention of Britney. Because the last few albums she released were jam-packed with easy-listening acoustic ballads. It’s all been very piano-driven.

But whatever! I just want to see Brit-Brit back doing what she does best!

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Sorry but I totally think this is the sexiest part of a man. I love when you can just see the curve of the pubic bone sticking out from low-hanging pants. Sexiest. Shit. Ever.

Here’s an awesome new pic of Prince Harry’s hot-ass pubic bone, and some stubble on his face.

Dude. Prince Harry is totally the hot prince now. When did that happen?

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So I come back from a lovely afternoon of wandering around NYC with my sister to see that Heidi Montag thinks she might release a Christian album.

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” says Heidi, who identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist.”

She’s also planning on making a trip to Africa later this summer to “feed children and help build things.”

Sigh.

My sister and I got fabulous spray tans this afternoon, and then later today we’re going to dye my hair brown. It’s a new look for me and I’m really excited to debut it tonight! Oh, and after spending two hours walking around outside with me and my sister and NOT peeing, Leo gets into the elevator at the hotel and promptly pees all over the floor. Thankfully, he did this right after Lance Bass left. Yeah, you read that right. Lance Bass is in my hotel. We briefly shared an elevator. I am so cool. Anyway my sister is now busy calling everyone she knows to tell them about how my dog peed in the elevator. She thinks it’s the funniest thing ever.

I’ll check in with you guys later tonight after the party!!!

Here’s a suspiciously ring-free Guy Ritchie, photographed on Monday at London’s Heathrow Airport, en route to NYC, probably to see Madonna. Meanwhile, Madge spent the weekend with her kids — and former flame Carlos Leon! — in New York, also not wearing a ring.

Awwww!!!!

As happy as I am about the good gossip, I must admit I’m sad to see that this isn’t working out for Madonna.

Every time I see one of those stupid ads for that doomed Mel B/Joey Fatone crapfest, The Singing Office, I get sad that we’re not going to get new episodes of The Office until the fall.

But never fear!

The cast has come together to film some short webisodes to tide you over until then.

They’ll premiere on July 10, but you can check out sneak previews here.