I don’t think Kate Hudson’s a bad person, but she is definitely Owen Wilson poison. Since Kate and Owen broke up (again) and she’s taken up, quite publicly, with Lance Armstrong, Owen’s been having a rough time.

He was spotted partying at a bar in Philadelphia (where he’s filming Marley & Me with Jennifer Aniston) recently. “Owen looked pretty upset,” says a source. “He was drinking and sulking until last call.”

Owen, baby. You know you shouldn’t be drinking. Get your ass sober again and stay the fuck away from Kate Hudson. It will get better. We love you, sweetheart, and we’re all rooting for you.

The comedian’s wife has filed for divorce after 11 years of marriage. She claims Bill has a marijuana and alcohol addiction, and has been abusive to her.

An attorney for Bill says the actor is deeply saddened by the breakup and is committed to the best interests of the couple’s four children.

As you may recall, Mr. Murray ran into some problems in Sweden last year for a drunken incident with a golf cart.

Anyone else smell an upcoming rehab stint for Billy Boy?

It’s not exactly legalization, but it sure is a step in the right direction.

NY Governor David Paterson instructed state agencies to recognize same-sex marriages performed in states and countries where they are legal.

The memo from Governor Paterson informed state agencies that failing to recognize gay marriages would violate New York’s human rights law.

We keep gaining momentum on this issue!

Hooray!

Marie-Anne Thiébaud kept it short and sweet when she was asked whether she was having an affair with Shania Twain’s husband.

“No,” she says. “You cannot believe everything you read in the press.”

Eh, maybe not everything, but we’re usually right. ;)

Cindy Crawford takes her daughter, Kaya, out shopping.

Little Kaya is growing up — and she’s turning into a mini-Cindy! Their facial structure is so similar.

[Image via Splash]

Lindsay Lohan thinks she can trick us all into believing she’s sweet and innocent by carrying an adorable puppy around NYC.

It didn’t work for Paris, Linds, and it’s not gonna work for you.

Speaking of which: where is Paris? Normally you can’t go thirteen seconds without seeing her lovely mug all over the Internet, but the last time I ran a picture of her was over a week ago. And it’s not because I’m on some sort of Paris boycott. It’s just because there haven’t been any pictures of her. WTF? Did Paris Hilton die? Is her family trying to cover it up? Or is she really just settled down at home with Benji, working tirelessly to get pregnant so as not to be the very last of the starlets to do so? Oh, Paris. You used to be such a trendsetter.

At the Breathing Life Awards in the UK.