There are a hundred reasons why you shouldn’t buy a dog from a pet store.

But now we have one more: Paris Hilton may have touched it.

Can dogs get herpes?

Little Dakota Fanning ain’t so little anymore.

She’s 14, and she’s beginning to develop that distinctive teenage look.

It’ll be interesting to see where her career goes in the next few years. She’ll probably end up playing all those angsty teen roles that Jena Malone used to get. But hopefully I’ll be able to watch Dakota in them without wanting to gouge out my eyeballs.

Here’s Whitney at the Lupus LA Orange Ball.

It’s a bold choice, for sure.

What’s the verdict?

“I’ll be honest, we have it good,” says Sarah of her five-year relationship with Jimmy Kimmel. But she doesn’t plan to tie the knot with him. “I don’t want the government involved in our love,” she says. “When my friends get married I think it’s romantic, I cry, whatever. But it’s not for me … Jimmy and I spend our mornings and nights together. We set our alarms an hour earlier in the morning just so we can lie in bed and listen to Howard Stern, and at night we’re watching Lost or 24.”

Aw, how cute.

Sarah was also recently named one of People’s 100 Most Beautiful People.

Man, it is such a slow news day.

Oh. Mah. Gawd.

That ’70s Show star Danny Masterson was spotted out in LA sucking face with model Agyness Deyn, who is both a) not his girlfriend and b) not at all attractive, in my opinion.

His girlfriend of a year is Hilton pal Bijou Phillips. This photo of the two of them was taken April 26, so if there was a break-up, it was recent.

Here’s 62-year-old Dolly Parton, looking fabulous and bringing down the house at a performance at Radio City Music Hall.

You’re so hot, Dolly.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s been showing off her hot legs at the Iron Man premieres, and Cameron Diaz is not going to be outdone.

Here’s Cameron — long famous for her killer stems — at the What Happens In Vegas premiere in Westwood.

So … who’s got the better legs?