Caption This

May 30th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Japanese singer and actress Tomoe Shinohara at an event in Tokyo.


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32 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. Niko says:

    beary cute? i love japanese girls.

  2. niblet says:

    lions and tigers and…omg what was she effin thinking!

    …after listening to one of her songs and then it just curled up and died there.

    pictured above - siamese twins.

    er…did you guys see that movie ’shutter’ where the dead girl sat on the guys shoulders all the time and he didn’t know she was there. do you think she’s aware of ‘it’s’ presence?

  3. niblet says:

    also, i was so taken by the new toupee, i didn’t even realize her shirt is covered with disturbing little girl doll things holding their own heads while blood spurts from their gaping neck wounds. sexy.

  4. devilgirl says:

    Her dress is adorable, the hair is better than Winehouse’s

  5. wileEcoyote says:

    The Bear : “I dunno what happend , it started as a mole on my ass then it suddenly festered into this !”

  6. Donkey Punch says:

    Shouldn’t this be “Beet my caption” and the winner gets emailed $10 amazon coupons?

  7. Ernestine says:

    I think it’s fucking cool, honestly.

  8. nomen cognomen says:

    @ niblet: I saw the movie Shutter (Thai version) and your comment pretty much just spoiled the whole movie. Very bad.

    I’m pretty impressed that the bear shape is made out of hair. I wonder if the hairpiece is actually integrated into Shinohara’s hair or if it’s just a headpiece.

  9. jennatar says:

    @niblet The shirt looks like it’s based on a painting by Mark Ryden? Someone correct me.

  10. iiirene says:

    oh wow lol..never saw that one comming

  11. slouchy says:

    “One snarky comment about my hair, and my friend here will bite you.”

  12. Carrie says:

    i would totally wear something like that…but i’d prefer it in a color more different than my own

  13. Sar says:

    The hair, the dress..
    Everything about this picture creeps the fuck out of me.

  14. rysky66 says:

    “Should I shave my beaver?”

  15. Donkey Punch says:

    If I had a choice rysky66 would win the $10 coupon for a fine yet crude caption. That sort of thing makes me chuckle but then again I am a functional retard.

  16. copa says:

    I love it,, so very very much.

  17. Mark says:

    Me too love it so much

  18. Ricardo says:

    thas tiiite, those japanese girls always so ahead in fashion and all that stuff!

  19. BettyCrockerPunkRocker says:

    First, getting the obvious pun out of my head, “I bearly noticed it.”

    Phew. Had to type it out and get rid of that. Kind of like a jingle that won’t go away until you sing it out loud.

    Actually, I really dig the hairpiece. And the disturbing dress. I think I need more medication.

  20. joan says:

    ricardo- “ahead” in fashion! lol! and i love the look. lindsay or paris could never pull off something this cool.

  21. rysky66 says:

    “Say hello to my leetle friend”

  22. Kelso says:

    hahahahahahahahaha. Im not going to lie, I sent this picture to about 5 friends on myspace. It’s so fabulous.

  23. AllyM says:

    Very creative, but what’s up with that smile?!?!?

  24. quirkygirlkitten says:

    i see bjork has started her own line of wigs.

  25. kayla says:

    pretty different i must say.

  26. mindy says:

    Jesus, this is exactly the style I was looking for. Actually, I have golden blond hair & my cat is almost the same color. Problem fixed. Where’s the Crazy Glue & 3 lbs of shellac??

  27. Anonymous says:

    Pretty Grizzly…..Grin And Bear It!!!!

  28. Monica says:

    ew!

  29. Fartface McMuffin says:

    I love it. Not because I think it looks good, mind you. Only because the dichotomy of her sweeter than sweet face, the crazy wig, the darling dress with graphic violence and the mischeviousness in her eyes. She knows she’s rocking the weird shit, while playing the game of the cute little Japanese Pop Star Doll. I think she rocks.

  30. Kate says:

    Someone needs to shave their Beaver…….boom boom!

  31. Dandelion says:

    I’m sad..where’s the comment I left yesterday? The print on the dress is totally Mark Ryden..Fountain.

  32. I says:

    ok so who’s the designer…cuz this DOES resemble the Lily Allen dress @ the Glamour Awards…macabre…but undeniably artistic in the dichotomy

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