BACK OFF, BITCH!

May 30th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Katrina Bowden needs to stay the fuck away from my man.

Look at him, laughing, flirting, joking with her. Having a good time. Being charming and wonderful.

That is supposed to be me with Jason Lewis.

Bitch.


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21 Responses to “BACK OFF, BITCH!”

  1. Horse Marine says:

    XD I love the title.

    Jason Lewis is soooo edible. I’ve been wanting to do naughty things to him for years.

  2. Roma says:

    Beet, I’ve heard from a few places that Jason was all coked up at the NY premiere for SATC. Not overly shocking, but still something you should know.

  3. devilgirl says:

    I thought Greg Clit, I mean, Plitt, was your man?! By the way, how is the no-smoking going? Haven’t heard any updates. I am into my 6th month of smoke free life with only 3 drags of a menthol 4 weeks ago. Where are you at?

  4. Muffy says:

    Don’t worry, I’m sure his dick is tiny or bent up or something. Nobody’s perfect. lol

  5. Donkey Punch says:

    > Where are you at?

    She posted in another thread that she is smoking again. She smokes some days but doesn’t smoke on others.

    Personally I think she just has an oral fixation and she needs a regular guy to smoke.

  6. Mercedes aka TransmissionBenz says:

    You can do it, beet! You can stay away from the cigarettes! Your lungs, Leo, all the people around you, and the ozone layer are all thanking you!

    Now about Jason- baby, I know exactly what you can do with that finger of yours in pic #3.

  7. KAREN says:

    ARE YOU A FEMALE OR MALE BEET?

  8. joan says:

    beet you are incredibly hilarious and intelligent, but in my opinion you have horrible taste in men.

  9. Muffy says:

    She’s female but when I first got on here, I thought she was a male! lol

  10. Z says:

    I am so with you. we need to get together and beat her ass down. and afterwards i am coming after you Beet. Jason will be going home with me…

  11. Ashley says:

    who the fuck is katrina bowden?! thought i was up on these people.

    yeah-he’s definitely HOT. i’m down for some ass whoopin-let me know. ;)

  12. Darth Paul says:

    Uh, ok. WhoTF are either of them?

    She’s cute, but he’s average. Too gayface clone…

  13. devilgirl says:

    Donkey Punch, I don’t read all of the threads so I had no idea what she was up to with the smoking thing. I just remember her saying that we were to get on to her if she started up again. Thanx for the info though, now I am up to date.
    You may be right about the oral fixation thing.

  14. Wm says:

    Hey Beet,

    You can have him! Katrina is young and sweet and he is an old man. She probably didn’t have anybody else to talk to…….

  15. me says:

    i am j-e-a-l-o-u-s of that woman

  16. Ashley says:

    guess NO ONE knows who the hell she is!!!

  17. snowdevil says:

    Leave OFF on the smoking thing people – either you are ready or not, slips happen and the pressure of too many questions can be down right damning!

  18. Donkey Punch says:

    > You may be right about the oral fixation thing.

    I can dream can’t I?

  19. Mark says:

    Hey bitch. You got a real dog…

  20. Wm says:

    Katrina is on the TV show “30 Rock”. She plays Cerie.

  21. Rachel says:

    Isn’t Katie a little young for him? She’s only 20

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