Where the Hell Is Paris?
May 29th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Benji Madden was at the MTV Style Lounge in LA on Thursday, but Paris?
Was nowhere to be found.
It’s now been over a week since we’ve seen a photo of her. I’m fairly certain that’s a record.
Three words, kids: Oral. Herpes. Outbreak.
Mark my words.
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As if that douchetard even KNOWS how to fucking vote.
yeah, benji…the sleeves, the little girl’s sunglasses and molly ringwald-style hat really give you street cred. you’re one bad mofo. LMAOOOO!
I think this is a good time for us all to pray.
God? Dude? Nosejob? Wonk fix? Please?
Meeting with ’special’ clients getting major fundage and plastic/corrective surgery, major spa treatments and Artificial insemination.
PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!
Maybe they broke up, where’s his PH ring?
yeah but … on the photo … this isn’t benji … it’s joel … ;)