Melissa Joan Hart to Star in Potty Training Video

May 29th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Dude, how awesome would it be if this video was about potty training Melissa Joan Hart?

And they could market it to those fetishists who are all about getting crapped on?

Please, please, please someone do that spoof.

Nah, the actress is going to star in a potty training DVD for Kimberly-Clark, the makers of Pull-Ups training pants. Kimberly-Clark will be distributing the DVD for June Potty Training Awareness Month (????) and inviting people to follow Melissa’s progress in potty training son Mason through an online journal and video diary at Pull-Ups.com.

“When Mason first showed signs that he was ready to use the potty, my husband and I were really excited and — more than anything — proud,” Hart said in a statement. “Potty training is one of the first times I’ll be able to act as a teacher to my son, and that adds a little pressure. I’ve teamed up with the Pull-Ups brand to share my experience and learn from their expertise and resources, which I hope will inspire other parents and let them know they aren’t alone if they have questions.”

Hey, remember when Melissa Joan Hart was a famous actress?

No, me neither.


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16 Responses to “Melissa Joan Hart to Star in Potty Training Video”

  1. Abbi says:

    At least she decided to be a good mom and not get drunk every night like christina

  2. happigyrl says:

    Beet, you are hilarious!!!

  3. amb says:

    Maybe you’re too old, I’m 21 and I remember when she was famous.

  4. Elle says:

    Beet, on your recommendation I watched a couple episodes of John and Kate Plus 8. My tubes have now tied themselves. Thanks Beet.

  5. Teodora says:

    “My tubes have now tied themselves.”
    that’s hilarious!! i want to see this show sooo bad.

    not sure why i wrote that under a post about melissa joan hart…

  6. Asta says:

    The show is about children whining and sometimes being cute, and the dad is pretty calm but the mom gets flustered all the time. The only thing that makes it okay is the kids aren’t brainwashed like the Duggars.

    (disclaimer: This is based on watching the first half of 2-3 episodes)

  7. Evil Beet says:

    @Asta:

    No, you’re right, the Gosselin kids totally aren’t brainwashed. They’re bratty and outspoken and human and WONDERFUL.

  8. dmarie says:

    John and Kate Plus 8 I want to see that!! is it in australia?

  9. Donkey Punch says:

    Wow, her career just went down the crapper.

  10. cchan79 says:

    Clarissa Explains It All… about yer peeps and poops…

  11. swillz says:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=cKbj8-_50g0

    to prove..she was famous. And I loved her.

  12. Simon FC says:

    She was hot hot hot as Sabrina and the show was great.
    Like Abbi says at the top here, better than Christina etc…

    ps – my favourite was the cat though…

  13. PoliteTia says:

    Melissa Joan Hart please go away! I want to see Salem! He was the sexy star… Not her!
    Mad props to the kid. He looks like his father! LUCKY him.

  14. Ashley says:

    Awwww Beet-don’t be mean to Clarissa! You KNOW you watched that shit, don’t try & deny it! ;)

    I was VERY happy you brought up Jon & Kate & I have a feeling now that most posts are going to end up talking about them somehow!LOVE THEM!!! :)

    hahaha, you’re so sneaky! ;)

  15. kmay says:

    Pulls ups don’t potty train. Fuckin’ idiots, they are diapers people! Teaming up with Pulls Ups. give me a break! Annoying as shit.

    Anyway-o brother. Do you care about Clarissa?

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