Lindsay Lohan’s Big 22nd B-Day Bash is Canceled
May 29th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Ah, this makes me feel much better that the guy never wrote me back about Evil Beet’s official sponsorship of Lindsay Lohan’s birthday party. Because, like, I would have been happy to cash out my retirement savings for a shot at this.
Lindsay Lohan’s big 22nd birthday party has been canceled.
Sources say that Linds was pushed by her management and publicity team to cancel the party because of all the recent bad press surrounding her. They were also having trouble attracting “corporate brands.”
WTF????
Evil Beet is an LLC!!!!! We would have done it!!!!!!
Lindsay’s management team missed out on a huge opportunity. I was going to throw her the bestest birthday party ever! I was gonna rent out a Peter Piper Pizza and get balloons and hats and cocaine and everything!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I definitely would’ve showed up uninvited and crashed that shit. Hiked up mini skirt, blow covered nose and all. It would have been glorious.
Damn, and I offered to underwrite the malt-liquor expenses! Guess I’ll spend the money on leggings or something.
HIIIIIIIIIIlarious!
22? don’t you mean 42? that is one rough looking girl.
YOU ARE SOOO CRAZY! THIS IS THE PERFECT JOB FOR YOU!!
Wow! Check out the gams! Rock it Lindsay!
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