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Don’t Worry, Kids, Clay Aiken Didn’t Have Sex with a Woman

May 29th, 2008 by Evil Beet


There’s a lot of talk today about the fact that Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.

I can’t emphasize this fact enough: the woman was artificially inseminated with his sperm. He did not put his penis in a vagina. That would have just turned my whole world upside-down.

Clay’s baby mama is 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s alleged “best friend.”

Word on the street is that Aiken will have an active role in raising the child, which is adorable.


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15 Responses to “Don’t Worry, Kids, Clay Aiken Didn’t Have Sex with a Woman”

  1. TSS Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    This site sucks!

  2. jinx Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    Does this count as immaculate conception?

  3. jinx Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    I mean… I’m assuming he’s a virgin…

  4. Ernestine Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    Is this a science fiction movie or something?

    Great. The Gayken can REPRODUCE, but he still can’t get married in his own home state!

  5. lollylicious Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    this will improve his weirdo image.

  6. d Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Wasn’t this an episode of Will and Grace?

  7. Yum Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    I missed something, right?

  8. Ricardo Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    Ewww, first of all, this kids mother is going to be a senior citizen when hes barely ten years old, and his daddy will be Clay Aiken…wtf…

    REHAB!

  9. GG Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 5:06 am

    i agree with Ricardo - that kid is screwed!

  10. emilia Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 5:14 am

    then go away TSS!!! we don’t need haters at this site

  11. Fartface McMuffin Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 6:59 am

    ew. I just mini-puked.

  12. Sarah Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 7:45 am

    I love how on every site the main concern is that Clay Aiken artificially inseminated this woman, not that she’s FIFTY YEARS OLD. This is the most f’d up situation I’ve heard of lately. I dare to say the pregnant man is less offensive than Clay Aiken.

  13. MW Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 8:07 am

    Sorry, but their need to reproduce is the most selfish thing I ever heard!

  14. Kittah Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 8:20 am

    Clay is also in hiding with Paris’ and Denise Richard’s detectives franically searching for him and that valuable rare non-prostitute tranny infested sperm he hordes.

  15. copa Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    why does that woman still have a period at 50!

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