Don’t Worry, Kids, Clay Aiken Didn’t Have Sex with a Woman
May 29th, 2008 by Evil Beet
There’s a lot of talk today about the fact that Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.
I can’t emphasize this fact enough: the woman was artificially inseminated with his sperm. He did not put his penis in a vagina. That would have just turned my whole world upside-down.
Clay’s baby mama is 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s alleged “best friend.”
Word on the street is that Aiken will have an active role in raising the child, which is adorable.
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This site sucks!
Does this count as immaculate conception?
I mean… I’m assuming he’s a virgin…
Is this a science fiction movie or something?
Great. The Gayken can REPRODUCE, but he still can’t get married in his own home state!
this will improve his weirdo image.
Wasn’t this an episode of Will and Grace?
I missed something, right?
Ewww, first of all, this kids mother is going to be a senior citizen when hes barely ten years old, and his daddy will be Clay Aiken…wtf…
REHAB!
i agree with Ricardo - that kid is screwed!
then go away TSS!!! we don’t need haters at this site
ew. I just mini-puked.
I love how on every site the main concern is that Clay Aiken artificially inseminated this woman, not that she’s FIFTY YEARS OLD. This is the most f’d up situation I’ve heard of lately. I dare to say the pregnant man is less offensive than Clay Aiken.
Sorry, but their need to reproduce is the most selfish thing I ever heard!
Clay is also in hiding with Paris’ and Denise Richard’s detectives franically searching for him and that valuable rare non-prostitute tranny infested sperm he hordes.
why does that woman still have a period at 50!