Who Are All You Terrible People Watching the Denise Richards Reality Show?
May 28th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Although both Denise Richards’ and Dina Lohan’s back-to-back reality shows premiered to solid numbers, Richards’ show scored more viewers than Living Lohan.
You guys!!!
Don’t encourage her!!! She’s PURE evil!!!
Who watched this show??? And why???
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May 28th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Maybe i dont know her but she seemed really nice. Why is everyone making her out to be so mean?
May 28th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I watched them both. Why? well I had nothing better to do and also because I wanted to see how much more I could learn to despise Denise. I found that I am capable of intense hatred of this stupid, vapid whore more than I already had. Both shows, by the way, showcased nothing but badly trained animals shitting everywhere they could in these nice homes. The thing that really got me was how everyone was so matter of fact about an animal taking a dump in the middle of a kitchen and some one other than the pet owner having to clean it up. I have a dog, (the best dog ever by the way) and from the time he was a puppy, he never ONCE did anything in my house. In fact, when he goes to the potty, he runs up way into the field on my property to do his business. Watching these shows was like watching a animal shitting contest. It was gross. I am probably cured of watching either show ever again!
May 28th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
i watched dinisey-poo…her eyebrows are intriguing….and i needed to know if she was going to say…”TRANNY INFESTED SPERM” alas she didnt…now i have to tune in again to see if Charlotte gets pregnant….
Damn you Denise,,you win this round…
May 28th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
These reality shows have killed Movies Of The Week and other television dramas. They have put a lot of people in the film business out of work because producers prefer the much cheaper reality shows.
Remember that the next time you watch one of these mind-numbing shows. Rich producers are getting richer.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Guilty as charged..
Although, she doesnt seem thaaaaaat bad/evil.
Besides the fact she wanted to buy a $9,000 grill for a one day bbq (she doesnt even grill lmao)
May 28th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Denise Richards is hot!!! She may be evil, but that kinda appeals to me. I haven’t watched the show yet but I will really soon. Hot, mean girls rule…not as much as hot, drunk girls though.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
You forgot the ones that sold their souls, Evil Beet. Denise is their Earth Leader.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
i watched both.
im sure denise scored more because she was first.
to be honest, i got tired and fell asleep halfway through the lohan business.
denise is so desperate to show herself as a down home family girl.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Don’t look at me! I’m not watching either one of those pieces of trash!
May 28th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Please. It’s all crap. If I had to choose, though, I’d go w/Denise over the Oranges any day.
May 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Some of you just sound really stupid and pathetic calling someone you don’t even know a “whore.” It’s just really funny that people can automatically judge a person from roles that the actor has played (which is not even them) and things on televison. Seriously, you people. Get a life. Put down the cheetos, get away from the damned computer, and get a job.
May 28th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I watched both of them
and to be honest she didnt seem that evil
but the Lohans show, I fell asleep halfway through it.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Sorry, kids. The only hyped-up fictional reality show I watch is Hell’s Kitchen.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I’ll admit, I watched both. I wanted to see the first episode of the Lohan one just to see if I could hate them anymore (turns out I can) and I was watching the show in the bedroom, all tucked in so when Denise’s show came on next, I watched it.
She is unlikeable. The show is all about showing who she really is so Niki, to answer to your comment, this is supposed to be her true self so yeah, I think I can judge her.
She’s spoiled and self-centred and really, quite the bitch. From the part of her in the Transportation Department (DMV I think you call it) where she wasn’t getting what she wanted and started to whine that she was “hot and itchy,” I just wanted to slap her. And thinking she could get away with what she wanted. Doesn’t matter who you are, when it comes to gov’t bureaucracy, we all have to stand in line.
And if you thought Dina Lohan mentioned Lindsay’s name a lot, I think Denise mentioned Charlie a lot more. And when she was on the date and she nonchalantly said, “Richie referred me.” Who does that on a first date???? Good God it was so staged. On a first date, you don’t mention your ex-boyfriend by name but I guess it was her way of saying, “they were already broken up.” And to think he was gay because he didn’t jump right to the ultra classy, “my favourite scene was when you did it with a chick.” It’s called being a gentlemen you dumb slut.
And didn’t she just plead poverty and say that she had to do the show as she’s a single mother (whatever) who has bills to pay. $9,000 bbq? Personal spray tanner who makes housecalls??? What does a pig cost??? Her closet.
Sorry, she just came across as a bitchy narcissist who needs a good punch in the mouth.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
She looks like a cartoon character with that weird assortment of features.
May 28th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
omg cat <3 i heart your long posts
May 28th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I watched both. Hated the Lohan show and will never watch it again. Total waste of time. Dina Lohan is much more unlikeable than Denise Richards.
I actually liked Denise more after seeing her show. She’s definitely bitchy but she does seem to care about her family and there was a touching moment with her dad. If she wasn’t bitchy and pretentious, the show would be boring. Look at the Kardashian’s…they are just as guilty of being narcissistic and pretentious. But, that’s what makes it interesting to watch!
May 28th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I don’t know/care if she’s evil or not. She makes me feel sick.
How can you stomach her?!
May 28th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Most people care about their family, doesn’t make me like them. And when she gave her speech, she said “my” a lot. If I’m talking to family and very close friends, I would say “mom” and “dad,” especially if my sibling was there.
The show was boring. I find it so fake when they drive around or call people. And by this point, these awful shows must take about 15 minutes to edit. There’s always bad music, quick edits to try to drum up drama and a moon shot so we know that the day has ended. Why tell a story when we can watch fake people lead “normal” lives.
I won’t watch again.
Lollylicious, if you mean me and aren’t being sarcastic, thanks
May 28th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
I always thought Denise was a stuck up bitch…and she is! I actually met her once and couldn’t stand the way she looked at everyone around her as if we all were ugly peasants. Bad actress and off-kilter facial features.
Lohan bitches….snarling mouths and they have nothing better to do other than chase tabloids. Pathetic.
Cant’ wait until it’s on next week.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:23 am
devilgirl you made me laugh. living lohan was TERRIBLE!
May 29th, 2008 at 7:56 am
This is pure trainwreck stuff… I am so pissed that I forgot to DVR it…damn… this is the stuff of magic…David Blaine should do the opening… “Wanna see some magic?”
I can’t watch the Lohan thing, hate the mom and trying to bring up “robo-lindsey” to be just like her…
May 29th, 2008 at 8:14 am
lol no i wasnt being sarcastic (for once)
May 30th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I watched. I barfed. I picked myself up and watched some more.
Why you ask?
1. I was hella curious just how complicated DR was (save yourself some time: on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being most complicated and 1 being least complicated, she’s a -792)
2. My f-a-v-o-r-i-t-e type of reality shows are the ones starring B list actors who want to “set the record straight” and show us “the real” them. Sorry, but there is just no better shining example of this than ‘Hey Paula,’ which was like a bloody head on collison between two trains made of puppy dogs and kitty cats carrying cargo loads full of extinct animal species and babies.
3. I felt like the world was daring me NOT to watch the show, and I’m never one to step off from a direct challenge.
June 1st, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Hi All,
I watched Denise Richards show for the first time and was hopeful that all of the mean rumors could be put to rest. Unfortunately, her ridiculous look at me and who’s talking about all of the men that I dated was unbearable. Did anyone notice how many times she mentioned Charlie?
I want my name changed, but yet during my nasty divorce I didnt request this while in court. (Hmmmm-Denise Richards is crazy and her show is RIDICULOUS). Impregnating a pig summed up that she isnt wrapped to tight.
CONGRATULATIONS CHARLIE for MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE and GETTING RID of that CRAZY BROAD!
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
persistent cat…i couldn’t agree with you more. I had no opinion of DR before i watched the first episode of her reality show. Now i think she is nothing but a narcissistic bitch. My god, even her father seems to walk on eggshells around her. This show is going to backfire on her. Already has.
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:51 pm
can’t wait to see it tonight
June 4th, 2008 at 11:13 am
yeah…not to be judgmental, but she tals so much stuff about Charlie Sheen, and goes on & on about how devastating it was to be cheated on…and then she goes and EFFs her friends husband of many years…misery LOVES company