OMG!!! ASHLEE SIMPSON IS PREGNANT!!!
May 28th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Can you believe it?????
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED????
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE MOST STUNNING NEWS OF THE YEAR!!!
Ah, I can’t even keep a straight face. Ashlee and Pete confirmed the pregnancy today.
On Pete’s website, they wrote:
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”
I totally understand about waiting for the first trimester to officially announce. But this does totally make it a shotgun wedding. A Papa Joe shotgun wedding.
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May 28th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Damn her… I’m so jealous. But I will enjoy watching her get fat…
May 28th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Guy on left: “Oh, Pete, let me just caress your beautiful hair…and btw, last night was great. U gonna come out of the closet before or after the kid pops out?”
May 28th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
“A Papa Joe shotgun wedding”
I nearly spat out my cereal haha.
May 28th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Now we’re just waiting for Beyonce to confirm the news
May 28th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
…they have nearly identical haircuts.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t let Ashlee give their child a mini-Mom haircut. It’s passably cute for Suri, An emover for a child is just cruel.
May 28th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
this makes me laugh so much. oh my god. hahahahahaha.
why do these two make me laugh my ass off everytime?
I laugh as much at Paris and Benji.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:15 am
*gasps for air*
May 29th, 2008 at 6:32 am
well for a family that prides itself in bragging about how christian and religious they are, damn.. ashley has commited a sin what now- sex before marraige?
well obviously shes not so sweet and innocent as her sister jessica who actually followed there fathers plan of being perfect christians-
im amazed that papa joe wasnt down on the idea. but then again as ugly as that gurl is he was probally just happy to get rid of her and that someone was retarted enough to think that gurl was fuckable.. no matter what even though they had there shotgun wedding shes still an ugly whore.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Dude, they confirmed it when they let People run the picture of Jess and Ash at the wedding. Instead of holding Ash’s hand, Jess had her hand on Ash’s belly. Ash’s hand was on top of it.
Only pregnant women tenderly hold their bellies like that. D’uh.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Is it wrong that I find Pete Wentz sexy as hell?
May 29th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
@Anthony:
Yes.
@everyone else:
OMG NO WAI. WE ALL HAD NO IDEA!
May 29th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
YES! Here comes little Slylark Pop tart Wentz!!
May 29th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Oh wow I’m so surprised.
Haha wanna make bets on when they’ll divorce?
May 29th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
this post is hilarious.
and anthony, yes, i am concerned for your health.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
wow. good for them i hope they are hapy
May 29th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
wonder if it i will a wacky name i mean like there parents are nuts
May 29th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Ok, be concerned for my health… cause i’d die to be in Ashlee’s shoes right now lol
May 29th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Ok Anthony just told me he would hook up with pete w before david Beckham!!!! Our whole office thinks hes totally insane now
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Duuuude! I sooo knew it, I’m so happy for them though I’m scared for baby Wentz…
I really hope Ashlee has the sense to keep Pete from taking their kid on the toaster like he tired to do with Dirty’s kid, YIKES!
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:01 am
cool i wonder wot crazy stuff pete is gonna teach his kid lol