L. O. L.

May 28th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Ever the athlete, Mariah Carey throws out the first pitch at a Tokyo baseball game.

What’s with the rolled-up denim shorts? No one over the age of 10 has worn their shorts like than since the mid-’90s.


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33 Responses to “L. O. L.”

  1. Ernestine says:

    I can’t help it. I love her.

  2. kirstie says:

    Ew. She is so trashy and talentless and really just makes me want to fall on something sharp.

  3. Joy says:

    90’s = best fashion ever

  4. Mercedes says:

    You’d think that with all the $ she’s got she could afford a shirt/jacket that covers up all of her stomach.

  5. Chuck says:

    The shoes are what really make the outfit!

  6. Vampire King says:

    Girlfriend needs a stylist pronto!

  7. EvilT says:

    She really needs to dress her age. Seriously.
    Jean shorts?

  8. MOf1 says:

    poor choice in clothing. The whore on the street wants her clothes back!

  9. devilgirl says:

    I am guilty of wearing rolled up jean shorts. Sue me !

  10. meh.. says:

    i admit… i love her too…i think i said it before…i have a thing for crazy white women….

  11. Donkey Punch says:

    > just makes me want to fall on something sharp.

    Shall I lie down for you?

  12. Donkey Punch says:

    lay down I meant. Not so sharp after all.

  13. Just Saying says:

    Mariah is HAWT. She just tries too hard.
    Note to meh: Her father is black.

  14. lollylicious says:

    all things above are true (except the white woman part LOL) but she just doesnt care what people think, and thats awesome!

  15. Alan says:

    I’m glad that Mariah’s recent marriage has stopped her from dressing like a slut. I hope this means more barely there bikini photos on the beach as well as nipple pokies and upskirts.

  16. Emilia says:

    Actually a lot of high school girls wear their shorts like that. Shorts are sold like that especially at stores like Hollister, American Eagle, & Abercrombie&Fitch.

  17. mambaX says:

    she looks ridiculous
    probably expensively ridiculous

  18. Kayla says:

    she looks sooo dumb.
    her musics not half bad.
    but shes like what 40??
    and she still dresses like that?!

  19. Bobina says:

    i just bought shorts like that at urban outfitters and they look damn good, crap!

  20. snowdevil says:

    Hey EvilT – I’ll be 49 in a few weeks and I wear (and will continue to wear) jean shorts and look better than a lot of the fat ass 20 year olds I see wearing them, and no, I am not delusional – I have people tell me all the time how good I look for my age.

  21. meh.. says:

    i know she is half black. i was joking when i said that it seemed funnier to say that instead of half white women…. then it just seems racist, ;) but i really do love her,

  22. quirkygirlkitten says:

    her stomach frightens me….why would she show it in public?

  23. ashley says:

    All that money and this is the outfit she chooses? Haha it looks like an outfit Jaime Presley’s character wears on My Name is Earl lol…wow!

  24. ricardo says:

    ive seen clasier hookers in mexico

  25. cj says:

    Donkey Punch–you were right the first time. Oh, and she looks retarded.

  26. Caz2 says:

    who does she think she is, malibu barbie?

  27. Holly says:

    AMY WINEHOUSE does

  28. Holly says:

    always!

  29. Jdizzle says:

    Everything Mariah is so 90’s, it was her heyday!

  30. cookie_monster says:

    this pic makes me crack up everytime i see it, bloody mariah carey learn to dress properly!

  31. Fartface McMuffin says:

    Mariah Carey is an all out hooker and I LOVE HER FOR IT!!!!

  32. ladeedaa says:

    well, the short rolled up jean shorts are making a comback this summer…as a lot of past trends have….but that does not excuse mariah for her tacky and cheap execution…she often times dissappoints me because she has potential…

  33. I says:

    I lover her too…so much! So…
    but yeah… She wouldn’t be MiMi otherwise

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