I Knew This Day Would Come!!!
May 28th, 2008 by Evil Beet
George Clooney and Sarah Larson are DUNZO!!! Or, at least, so says InTouch.
George recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress hooker removed her belongings. “George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.”
Oh, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!!!!
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May 28th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
oh please, oh please, oh please! let this be true!
May 28th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Is it just me, or does Sarah Larson look like a Caucasian version of Lucy Liu? Or is it just this picture?
May 28th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I think he is gonna start playing for the other side.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha! Hooker go home.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 28th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I always knew Georgie was a smart boy
May 28th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
you know, he may be a friend of dorothy after all.
May 28th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
to nomen: i think she’s half asian. at least she looks it. and she is pretty trashy and has no real “talent”. i’m glad george (finally) came to his senses!
May 28th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
HAHAHAHAHA - Im sure the Harpers Bazaar was the straw the broke the camel toe’s (uh, camel’s) back. Welcome back, Georgie!
May 28th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Hooray! Hooray!
I’m definitely way too excited about this, but with David Cook dating Kim Caldwell, it was just too much to handle with both my boyfriends showing such lax dating standards.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Friend of Dorothy! I love it!
it is my suspicion that at least half of Hollywood is gay. Or at the very least, bi.
May 28th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
YAY! Now I can make my move!
May 28th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
He could replace my Swarovski crystal hoop earrings as my favourite accessory.
May 28th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
His parents hated her, thinking her a ‘pro’ by the internet photos, plus I think she’s just kind of dumb and he got bored. I am still trying to figure out how a cocktail waitress was making over a 120k a year, and bought a 500k house… um, what??? Nine.com girls do get paid for having sex with random drunk gamblers for money, right??
Anyway, he lurves his mom and dad and I think that they never wanted to see her again.
May 28th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Hate the ho!
Love the dress!
May 28th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
she should have kept her mouth shut and her clothes on. too late now, be-yatch!
May 28th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
she’ll be clinging to her 15 minutes for sure–I doubt that she will go quietly.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:22 am
smart move, george.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:41 am
THIS GUY IS WAY HOTTER THAT THE SIMPLE WAITER (BITCH), WAY TOO MUCH OF A MAN, FOR THAT “GIRL.
May 30th, 2008 at 8:16 am
It took him a year to realize “they came from different backgrounds and had little in common”? My goodness, the man really hasn’t been thinking with his brain….
May 30th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
He paid the bills. I hope she sues his sorry butt. He used her as a beard and as soon as California passed the law for gays to marry he dumps her!
Creep!!!