Daddy Lohan Confirms Lindsay’s Relationship with Samantha
May 27th, 2008 by Evil BeetPoor Michael Lohan. He’s such a famewhore, and I’m sure it’s absolutely killing him that now Dina has his own TV show and he doesn’t. As such, he’s decided to weigh in on Lindsay’s romantic relationship with Samantha Ronson — confirming it, in fact.
Their romance “is evident to anyone with half a brain,” says Michael. “Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false … [but she] is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”
And then: “But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us. But since the separation, look at everything that has happened!”
Um … Michael? You spent most of the late ’80s in jail for securities fraud. It’s just that Lindsay wasn’t famous back then. But it’s not like everything was fine, dear.
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May 27th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Hate the man / love his confirmation!
May 27th, 2008 at 9:52 am
I would LOVE to see someone knock that stupid looking hat off her head and stomp on it.
May 27th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
@ JS:
I believe that would start the End of the World. We don’t want that to happen.
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:10 am
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June 11th, 2008 at 8:25 am
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