Brangelina Purchase French Estate

May 27th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Word on the street is that Brad and Angie have plunked down a cool $60 mil to purchase an estate in the south of France.

Sixty million dollars!!!!

That is a LOT of dollars, people!!!

It’s a 1,000-acre estate with 35 bedrooms, a vineyard, lake, forest and moat.

Thirty-five bedrooms???? Jesus, how many kids are they planning to have???

Also: I would kill for a house with a moat. It’s what I always dreamed of. When I built sandcastles as a kid, they had to have a moat. Moats are so cool. I wonder if Brad and Angelina will let me go swimming in their moat. Or maybe it’ll have evil sting rays to keep out the paparazzi.

“It’s called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence,” says a source. “And it’s absolutely unbelievable. Brad and Angelina are thrilled, they love the place and have already been furniture shopping to fill the place as it’s massive. They’ve already spent almost another million on furniture and the whole family can’t wait to move in.”

Oh, I want their life.


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17 Responses to “Brangelina Purchase French Estate”

  1. Horse Marine says:

    Maybe it’s 35 rooms, not 35 BEDrooms. As you say, who the hell needs 35 bedrooms?

  2. Evil Beet says:

    @HM:

    That’s what I thought too, but the reports are specifically saying 35 bedrooms. Although the reports may be wrong. It just seems insane, I know.

  3. Asta says:

    You need 35 bedrooms if you’re going to be hosting huge fancy parties that last for days? C’mon, don’t you read regency era romance novels???

    I looove the south of France, and I am very jealous. At least Angie is so huge now that I will take some small comfort in her lack thereof.

  4. Asta says:

    That first ? should totally be a !

  5. fage says:

    i’m curious how much does it cost to maintain such a property? and how many kids does it take to mow the lawn?

  6. Trankill says:

    And it’s a city named Brignoles, not a village named Brignol…..

  7. healthy eating says:

    This is extremely excessive. Aren’t these people supposed to be humanitarians? What, are they going to fill the place with orphans? They are so full of shit. You would think she learned something with all that she has seen. She’s making a mockery of her so-called “cause”.
    Makes me want to yack.

  8. hypocrites=brangelina says:

    how many more people could they feed if they just got a regular size house? they do a lot for others but a 60mil house is redic!

  9. Tako says:

    I don’t even wanna know how much their bills will be for that house.. lol..

    And you don’t want their life Beet.. Grass is not always greener on the other side.. Im sure they have problems too, just like the poor rest of us lol..

  10. Asta says:

    They have enough property to open like eight schools for orphans or whatever on the land. They’ll give the people that work for them good wages. They do a lot and they deserve to do (really really) nice things for themselves, too.

    We should all do nice things instead of pissing about famous people anyway.

  11. boo says:

    yeah…. i don’t want their life. she’s a husband stealer and he’s an ass.

  12. Asta says:

    Puh-leaze. Jennifer Aniston wasn’t good enough for Brad. Ever.

    Uh, back to doing nice things. Not pissing. *grin*

  13. Thomas says:

    Hi guys,

    Sorry to tell you that Evil but this info is fake, I mean not correct. I’m french and it has been said that they will rent this castle for the next 3 years. Nothing less nothing more. They didn’t buy it. Anyway that’s a nice place to live in a very nice location!!

    Cya!!

  14. Thomas says:

    And btw 35bedrooms or even rooms is possible, we are talking about a castle…!

  15. Stevie says:

    Thats awesome I want them to adopt me!

  16. Melissa says:

    Where the HELL are they getting all this money from??? Neither one of them have done anything substantial in frickin years, and they’re forever spending money like it’s nothing. I don’t get it. Can you shovel some of that my way?? I’ll babysit your kids or some shit…

    And I still stand by my previous post when I said they should knock all this moving around off. Those kids are going to be effected by it whether Brad and that twat want to admit it or not. I’m sorry… if you have kids, you put their needs first. I don’t care how much money they shell out, that’s just ridiculous.

  17. Thomas says:

    Again Melissa this is a wrong info. They’ve just rent it for the 3 next years. They didn’t buy it. I think it still costs a lot but not $60 mil

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