Quotables
May 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet
“’Every time I go through something difficult, I think, this is the mother load. I’m not going to get through this one. And then six months later I’m like, what’s his name again?”
Alanis Morrissette, at an intimate concert in NYC on Thursday night. I guess someone’s over Ryan Reynolds.
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Slow news day?
guess someone’s been eating Ben and Jerry’s at night in bed. Not over him.:(
Ya she looks fat. Never was an attractive girl to begin with.
and wasn’t the you oughta know song about her ex – uncle joey from full house !?! i’d say she’s moving up in the world.
(eating ben and jerry’s over ryan reynolds is way cooler than pigging out over uncle joey. . .)
I’ve never liked her as I’ve gone to the same school as her and assemblies meant hearing her sing her crappy pop shitty songs but I’ve come around. I don’t really like her music but I think she has a good sense of humour (have you seen her version of My Humps) and that’s enough for me.
mother load? did she really say mother load? and not
mother lode?
nah, i think she looks gorg. she’s got this different type of sexiness which is well appreciated since all girls look alike nowadays. i think she’s talented, hardworking and doesn’t get involved much in all the ‘im so rich and famous’ hollywood lifestyle. serious, whats not to like about her?
If she had a dollar for everytime she thinks that, before; she even dates the guy, drives him nuts with her unforgivable, whiney, illogical bitchiness so even he wouldn’t have this woman.. for highest dollar gigolo pay.. she’d have enough money to buy herself a nice life in a bat cave and leave us alone.
cookie_monster: precisely! =)
kittah: i bet you would know..
I’m sure he forgets your name as well, Alanis.
I like her and her music but damn, what kind of rebound shit is this??? “I’m bitter so a few months later I look like I ate another person…” Depression is a m.f.!
And to top this off, industry men are shallow. You must look at this scenario like the beginning of the brangelina scandal: Both women are good looking but come on, we all know who the (aesthetically) sound choice was.
LOL
i meant to say “more aesthetically sound choice” lol
> serious, whats not to like about her?
She is as packaged as Avril Lavigne. She always was a Prima Donna even in high school, she has a massive ego, she is unattractive.
OH yeah.. I hear all this from selfish galpals out there with heartless blackened souls that would chill a iceberg down a notch or two on the temp gauge. Stingy rich men are bad.. they always leave me.
attractivenes, hmm, so… yeah…ok…the plumped up botticelli-look does alanis no justice. it’s ok on scarlet but yeah, alanis looks a lot better on the thin side…. but still…kudos to her for not being all “I’m not appearing in public because I’ve put on 30 lbs.” Good for her. She’ll get it in check if she’s a marathon runner…
and well, the diva thing…I didn’t go to high school with her, so I wouldn’t know how the pep rallies went down, I’ll trust persistent cat on that one. But I’m surprised that the canucks would be into that kind of celeb worship at the high school level. I thought they were better than us yanks.
aww keep telling yourself that, alanis. looks like she’s been eating her feelings.