Where’s Samantha?
May 23rd, 2008 by Evil Beet
Lindsay walked the red carpet solo at the Dolce and Gabbana party at Cannes.
Well, I suppose she did bring her legs. Do those things have their own table? Man. A skirt that short makes it tricky to tape your flask to your inner thigh. But I suppose there’s still plenty of room in there for a couple of baggies of cocaine.
I was really hoping she’d show up hand-in-hand with Samantha. Oh well. Maybe next time.
Oh, and she was also wearing a ring on her ring finger. It doesn’t look much like an engagement ring to me, but I suppose it’s my duty to bring it to you. Heh heh. I said doody.
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Maybe it’s a promise ring. You know because Sam and Lindz are traditional like that.
There’s just no getting around how used up this girl looks.
damn shes really tryin to get some deals im sure, too bad she fucked her image
its sad really cuz when everyone in the world thinks of you as a druggy/alcoholic slut, theres really no way of ignoring that when her face is up in the theaters, or in your very own TV at home.
I hate myself for saying it but hell she really rocks that dress. That is one of the most fabulous dresses I’ve seen in a long time and I don’t even know why. Yes I do, it reminds of a dress that Queen Esther wore in a bible story book I read when I was a little girl and it stuck with me as this incredible beautiful queen dress and Lindsay’s has the same green colour and diamond motif thing going on. Though it’s a lot shorter.
Thanks for posting it Beet.
Sam has exactly same kind of ring on her finger. :)
Oh, my, I have to agree she looks hot in these photos. Better than ever!
They also have matching tattoos on their wrists from what I’ve heard. Samantha never attends fashion parties. She was almost falling asleep watching Lohan shop.
That dress would be perfect if the neckline was a centimetre or two lower and the hem was a centimetre or two lower. And the straps are a different green then the rest of the dress so that bothers me. But the pattern is gorgeous.
The shoes are good too. When she dresses up (or skips the leggings and isn’t wearing ugly ass boots), she always gets the shoes right.
Maybe she and Sam too advantage of Cali’s new gay marriage approvals. The pictures are sure to leak out soon.
This dress is H-O-T hot! Lindsay totally pulls it off…. I love it.
=)
Why did the policeman smell bad? Because he was on duty. Heh. Doody.
i don’t like her legs
Se atually met up with Ronson later at Diddy’s VIP yatch party and they were cuaght kissing
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20202158,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines
first of all, for better or worse, she looks like a barbie from the neck down in that dress and pose. literally.
@everyone
at the risk of offending crosby, i was pretty sure his/her comment was spam so i ignored it at first. but i looked. i don’t know if it really IS spam but i’ve seen the picture they posted and it looks totally photoshopped. it could be a real shot for all i know, but it does look like someone cut out samro and lalohan’s faces and sortove fudged them together with the spray-can tool. thoughts?
Yea I agree with loveit. I mean it COULD be real, but it does look like it coulda been photoshopped as well. But LiLo is def making a puckering face. hmmmmm
holly hobby does porn
NO MORE WORTHLESS LILO STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really like Lindsay’s shirt. I refuse to call that a dress, because if it were any shorter we’d be seeing her cooter (although it’s nothing any of us haven’t seen before)!
It’s such a shame she’s so young and looks older than her own mother. See what drugs will do to you kids? lol
LiLo has ran out of cocks to suck in LA so naturally the next step is to work on clits right?
her face looks like a catcher’s mitt.
I don’t think the dress is that great, and its quite unfortunate that her and her so-called younger sister look the exact same age; 43.
Poor poor LiLo. At least she’s engaged!! lolzzz
its funny hearing the “doody” joke cos I’m british, and i just hear/read “dew-ty” rather than “doo-ty” lol.
xox