Jenna Hager Says Ellen Can Use the Bush Family Ranch for Her Wedding
May 23rd, 2008 by Evil Beet
I love that Ellen went there.
While interviewing the Bush daughter and her mother, First Lady Laura Bush, for her television show, Ellen brought up the topic of Jenna’s recent nuptials. (Side note: for reasons I don’t understand, I have used the word “nuptials” more often in the past two weeks than in all the rest of my life combined.)
Observes DeGeneres: “So, the ranch was a great place to get married – it looked like nobody could fly over and get pictures or bother you, really.”
“Yeah,” concurs Hager, “that was really nice” – which prompts DeGeneres to ask, “So, can we borrow it for our wedding, can we get the ranch?”
“Sure,” replies an obliging Hager.
“Okay, great,” says DeGeneres.
So:
GAY WEDDING AT THE BUSH RANCH!!!!
Man, I can’t imagine Jenna wasn’t prepped for a question like that.
The show airs next Wednesday.
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I just love, love, love Jenna. lol
wow, ellen really needs to hole jena to that, cuz that would be such a great gay moment in american history if it actually happened
@ Ricardo
“hole Jena” ???
@snowdevil
Ok, I’m dyin’ over here…
haha umm that was a funny typo…but yea i mean to say HOLD JENA to that
I wonder if its going to happen, since Jenna bought the Bush Texas Ranch, I just wonder if its going happens, faggots getting married at the “Bush Family Ranch” and all along, Bush have cried and stated that union is between a man and a woman, hum, wonder if He will let His child do whats she wants.
Will the vice president’s daughter be invited too?
There’s just one little problem – gay marriage is not yet legal in Texas.
I think it would be pretty sad to pick the place you’re going to get married as a “So there!” rather than picking someplace of great beauty that you’d like to remember for the rest of your life. Kinda gives the impression that you’re living for spite rather than living for yourself and your spouse and your happiness together.
So of all awkward questions to little Jenna and her parents, I don’t think I have heard this one yet: ‘If you guys are so gung ho about the cause in Iraq, why aren’t you over there, Jenna? You are primo cannon fodder age and there are plenty of married women who have volunteered.’
Wonder if she’s prepped for that one?