That’s Hot!
May 22nd, 2008 by Evil Beet
Paris Hilton gets the ol’ Photoshop treatment in an ad for an Ecuadorian beauty company.
The text translates to “No one will look younger than you.”
I’m not sure I really understand the message behind the ad, but I sure do love this picture.
After the jump, Angelina Jolie gets the same treatment.
Tragically, it doesn’t seem they’ve even attempted to use Lindsay Lohan in these ads. It’s a shame, as they wouldn’t have had to Photoshop her face at all.
[via Gawker]
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May 22nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I don’t get the message either, but Angie is a hot old bitch. =D
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I think they’re saying, with our beauty treatment… ‘no one will look younger than you’… i.e., Paris & Angelina will look like old hags in comparison…
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Angelina doesn’t look old. She looks like a domestic violence victim. This is a face you’d see on a poster at the police station.
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Ang is so beautiful.
Unlike Jennifer Aniston
WHy hasn’t anyone noticed that Jennifer’s Jaw goes on for miles?
like a cobra!
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Yes, Angelina looks old.
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:44 pm
BECKSNIPS MADE ME LAUGH
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Photoshop fixed Parisite’s baboon nose and wonky eye.
May 22nd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
i agree with ummmm… lol
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Nightmares. thanks Beet.
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:27 pm
i do not get it
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:01 pm
I just like how they made Paris SO tan. Did they try to make her look Ecuadorian?
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:11 pm
photoshop?…what photoshop?
this is a pic before the industrial strength plaster and gap fillers are slapped on !
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:54 am
jen aniston is much prettier than ange.
if paris looks like that old, not so bad
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:11 am
Below the pics says, The Name of this center, Comestic & Nutrition, and below that the address. Nice Add haaha
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:35 am
Paris is gonna look like Jerri Blank from Strangers w/ Candy! HA HA! FUCK YES. That sun damage is gonna ravage wonky’s skin, trust me.
I agree with the poster who referred to the imagined Brangelina 2045 tragic domestic abuse situation wherein Brad pummels Angie and the police take lots of photos to document it.
Angelina will NEVER look that bad. We all know it. But Paris has a heart of dogshit and an absentee soul, so she’s pretty much just askin’ to get flogged with the Ugly Old Lady stick.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:47 am
Eyes are too young.. that spoils any attempt at aging, and Angelina wouldn’t look like this unless she were taken captive by Crazed Terrorists and kept in a dungeon.. and even they wouldn’t do that to such a beautiful woman whatever the evil provocation and suicidal dogma they swear by.
May 25th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
It’s just saying that if you use their product you’ll look younger than the stars and to everyone else that’s what the stars will look like
May 26th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
hehe thats hot