Holy. Shit.

May 22nd, 2008 by Evil Beet


Ahem.

On the left: 14-year-old Dakota Fanning, in a photo taken this month.
On the right: 14-year-old Ali Lohan, in a photo taken this month.

I’m just saying.


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110 Responses to “Holy. Shit.”

  1. Miss Malice says:

    Dakota is so cute. I love her. I think Miley should take some lesson from her. :) Dakota will be in the industry for a long, long time.

  2. GrumpyGirl says:

    your other post says Ali is 28?
    omg confusion!!!!

    (see page 3 )

  3. piedlourde says:

    (I know, I know, I shouldn’t badmouth a child’s looks, but I’m evil like that.)

    There’s something about Ali’s upper lip, it frowns in a weird way. Homegirl looks so awkward! And her being a not yet fully developed 14-year-old playing big girl dress-up isn’t helping either.

  4. AMANDA_BAY*BAY says:

    holy. fuckin shit

  5. AMANDA_BAY*BAY says:

    **&&\\ i CANN0T. BELEiVE that shit **amanda bay*bay_♥

  6. ThickMascara says:

    Dakota’s parents are purposely keeping her ultra skinny and pale to give the appearance that she is younger than she really is…once that child star ages, her ass will hit the pavement. No boobs, Dakota….boobs = no movie parts. :(

    • danielle says:

      uh, hello, she might just be built that way I have a 22yr old friend who is STILL built that way and she eats just as much as any normal person.

      and boobs may equal movie roles in the brainless comedy spoofs, but it isn’t always necessary if you’ve already made a name for yourself, like Dakota has. Kate Hudson is barely an A cup and she keeps getting parts.

  7. Hashem says:

    That makes me think of how older JoJo looked when she started being famous, at only 15…
    anyways, ppl grow up differently & ali is wearing makeup, thats it i think…

  8. Haily says:

    Dakota looks like shes 11 years old

  9. andy says:

    oh come on! ali looks great i mean
    whats wrong having big boobs with 14 years old??
    does any body gas a problem with that ?

    and if dakota doesn´t has boobs, well poor her
    hope she´s fine with it

  10. minaa says:

    ali esta operada de todo. se puso pechos y trae pupilentes y se inyecto los labios.. se pondra fea y dakota es puro talento

  11. none of your bizzzz says:

    fanning looks like a 14 yr old ali does not

    • danielle says:

      I was built about like Ali at 14…I was a bigger dork than her but I was built about like that…it happens.

  12. Ollie says:

    Ali Lohan is so pretty! I’m serious, not lieing. Lindsey is pretty too, I jst wish they wouldn’t end up in rehab as much!

  13. wtf says:

    fanning is a beautiful girl and turning into a beautiful woman.. AND LOOKS 14

    then u see ali.. She looks way to old.. thats not right…i thought she was 23 first.. not in a good way.. !!!!

  14. Bree_maqnifique says:

    Wow….I can’t believe how different they both look. At first I thought that they were comparing Dakota to a 17 year old. Then I looked harder and saw that it was ALLIE LOHAN????They both don’t look their age. First of all, I know that times are different from say, the days that my parents grew up, but um, no matter how young my parents looked, they didn’t look as young as dakota. second I”M 14, and I look about 16. Yeah, Allie maybe you want the older roles, so your trying to look 18? and Dakota maybe you want the younger ones, so your trying to look 12? Its just that (I know this has nothing to do with it ) if you want the roles Dakota, I have no idea how your trying to dress, because if you want the younger roles, don’t wear a strapless dress, and don’t make your dresses look like a 35 year old would wear. Allie, I love your outfit, I do, so one point, but one against. Dakota, so far her record is clean. She is sweet and is so far “hollywoods darling” and Allie? Not so much, what with a familey as messed as hers. I don’t even watch the “life of Lohan” reality shows because whats the point? All it is is about a drag family who are always like “ooooo whoa is me!” which can get super annoying. I have no idea, maybe Dakota just got caught in that picture at a bad time. But she looked younger then me when I was AT 12!And I find that pretty messed…

  15. brie says:

    i don’t think dakota looks 14 at all! she looks 10 or 11!
    i don’t think ali looks 14 either, she looks 17 or 18.
    when i was 14 i had boobs and curves, but i never wore so much makeup.

  16. lxve says:

    i think dakota looks great in this picture. i love her dress. i’m almost sixteen, and i’d wear it. i don’t think it makes her look any younger than she should.

    and she most certainly doesn’t have an eating disorder. her and her sister both have the same frame, which is slender.

    and to another point mentioned, as to her having no boobs, and therefore no movie roles.. bull. check out kate hudsen, at the very least.

  17. lxve says:

    hudson*

    muh b.

  18. kryss says:

    Dakota is adorable! she’s going to be sooo pretty when she gets older. Can’t say the say for Ali……

  19. Gabs says:

    they’re both veryy beautiful girls, but lohan looks 34..

  20. katie says:

    just because someones pretty and looks older than they are doesn’t make them a slut. i look older than i am and many girls judge me before they know me. i think it’s stupid how much people care about making other people look bad. who cares what someone else is doing anyways leave them alone. oh and just for the reccord i do think they are both very pretty.

  21. suz says:

    Ali has on too much make up for a 14 year old.
    There is plenty of time for that “glamourous” stuff for when you’ve matured. At least Dakota is a normal child that isn’t in it for the fame.
    Which you can tell that Ali will be on a rocky road like her sister to fame-dom, but not the good kind. More like the crotch-shot-fame.

  22. xoxo says:

    for those of you who talked any kinda of trash regaurding dakota: be ashamed!
    she is an amazing, talented actor.
    that dress is flattering on her and very classy.

    and the comments about her purposly inteneded young look are soooooo ignorant!
    look up her film carrer!
    all of her movie roles have been in sync with her real age.
    in both of her new films “the secret life od bees” and “hounddog” SHE PLAYS A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL!

  23. Anonymous says:

    for those of you who talked any kinda of trash regaurding dakota: be ashamed!
    she is an amazing, talented actor.
    that dress is flattering on her and very classy.

    and the comments about her purposly inteneded young look are soooooo ignorant!
    look up her film carrer!
    all of her movie roles have been in sync with her real age.
    in both of her new films “the secret life od bees” and “hounddog” SHE PLAYS A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL!

  24. sage says:

    Dakota looks like shes 11
    and Ali looks like shes 24

  25. Brady says:

    Whoa r u guys stalkers, or something knowing how many months apart they are and dissing them just leave them alone they both look fine so F@*& &**

  26. A-14-year-old says:

    I am 14 too and Dakota and me are two days apart. I definately look so much older I guess and I hope I didn’t look as old as Ali Lohan. Ali’s much better looking than Lindsay. I have visible boobs unlike Dakota and I don’t wear makeup unlike Ali. Haha.

  27. Noneofurb* says:

    ok, so- dakota is just very flat and looks reali reali yung (8 yrs old) and all
    ali- looks like she’s 20 tho
    they r both not perfect

  28. Dina says:

    Ali –> this is not how a 14 year old is supposed to look.
    Our future generations are waay too concerned with appearance and getting some. I’m even worried about how my own children will turn out..

  29. 13 in 8th grade says:

    i am 13 years old and have MANY 14 year old friends who look a lot like dakota
    many of them actually have boobs like i do, but i think ali lohan looks draggish and should stay out of her moms makeup cabinet
    dakota fanning is VERY talented and one of my favorite actresses, where as ali has no talent and doesnt even act =/

  30. hana says:

    I’m 14 and myself and all my friends don’t look like Ali, but we also don’t look like Dakota. Dakkota looks like she’s 12 and Ali looks like she is 18 and a drag queen. I have much more respect for Dakota she actually has talent and wasn’t just born into fame because of what her sister did.

  31. hana says:

    I’m 14 and myself and all my friends don’t look like Ali, but we also don’t look like Dakota. Dakota looks like she’s 12 and Ali looks like she is 18 and a drag queen. I have much more respect for Dakota she actually has talent and wasn’t just born into fame because of what her sister did.

  32. /b/tard says:

    Dakota Fannings= wanna have sex get!!!!!!!!

  33. Julie says:

    Dakota looks a bit young, for sure… but I think that’s just her body type’s fault- skinnier people like her often look younger. The dress is, perhaps, a bit young, but it’s conservative and classic, so I doubt it was an intentional ploy to get better parts, or whatever.

    Lohan 2.0, of course…. Skank. Clothing isn’t bad, but everything else screams future tabloid trash.

  34. Holly says:

    ew that ali lohan is sooo disgusting and fake looking, i mean like wtf!! Dakota Fanning is naturally really pretty and it hardly looks like she’s wearing makeup, if she is, which is a good thing. on the other hand ali is trying to act all grown up and the whole thing just isn’t working for her, she needs to not wear so much make up, b/c if i were some guy, i would think she could easily pass for 18…. not such a good idea. lets hope she doesn’t get pregnent!

  35. ??? says:

    Im 14 and I look like Dakota!yeah no boobs,but I dont care…
    You get used to it,many people think that Im 12 but when they get to know me they can see that im 14! Who gives!!
    Just be self-confedint and I dont care wat people think bout me…
    But i would like to look older….Time will change me!
    YEAY!!

  36. cloe says:

    I think that Dakota is actually a really pretty girl and that she totally looks like she’s 14.
    I used to look younger then that at 14, even if I did have boobs!
    Ali, well.. she’s pretty but a little plastic-like.
    I also think that Dakota’s clothes are GREAT: I’m 17 and I would totally were her dresses. And I would be so pleased to have the body she has: she’s naturally thin and beautiful!

  37. go dakota!!! says:

    ali looks like shit. . .I’m 15 and look like I’m 12! I’M PROUD OF IT! Dakota, stay as young as you can because you won’t be able to stay young when you’re an adult. Celebrate your childhood!

  38. Datkota +! Ali -! says:

    I’m sixteen and still have no boobs, when i was Dakotas age i looked like that to, she doesn’t look young she looks her age. Its everybody else who’s wearing so much makeup and tight skimpy clothes that are making themselves look older.

    Why does it even matter what age she looks like. She is one of the most talented actor/actresses i’ve ever seen and she’s only 14! Every person she’s worked with has said she’s if not the best, one of the best actors they’ll ever work with, and look at her resume she’s worked with some FAMOUS people, Denzel, DeNiro, Kurt Russel, Tom Cruise, and more, some of those she worked with at like 9/10 and she was amazing, even at 7 she gave one of the best performences in a movie (i am sam) and got nominated as the younges actor ever for a screen actors guild award for it. obviously the critics think she’s amazing and perfect for challenging roles.

    And Dakota’s film ages are all just about perfectly current with her age at the time of filming.

  39. simone says:

    why are you so mean the both look like 14 years old ali doesn’t that much boobs and dakota is not that flat either i think people talks without really think smart

  40. marilu says:

    Dakota looks 13 Ali Lohan looks 25 or 26 in that picture. They definitely don’t look the same age. the main problem being that Ali looks older because she has darker hair, fuller lips, fuller chest and fuller hair. Dakota ha a more waifish look making her look younger. I do agree that Ali does look older though.

  41. The Guy says:

    Obvious it is, From a line of alchys, junkies and whores she comes, Lohan, that being her? Wholesome and age appropriate Fanning Dakota is?

  42. lizmari says:

    omg you guys really have to stop. who cares if dakota looks younger? i mean shes an amazing actress and she is a pretty YOUNG lady. im 15 and i dont look like im 15 atall. leave her alone. and ali? she’s pretty but she has to stop trying to look older because its not cute.

  43. benji102.5 says:

    omg i love dakota fanning
    and the lil lohan girly ewwwwww she reminds me of my dogs shit hahahahaha

  44. ellie says:

    omg what a difference between the two. I mean Ali looks like she is about 20 while dakota looks her age.i believe that kids should look like kids instead of trying to grow up so fast. trust me it aint that great enjoy ur childhood years while you can because its no all fun and games after that.

  45. Jade says:

    I think that it is great that Dakota still looks young, but people shouldn’t discriminate against boobs, mine developed when I was ten, I coudn’t even stop them! It kinda sucked.

  46. alley says:

    Dakota is dressed age appropriate, whereas the other girl is dressed like she’s 18. 14 year olds look more like dakota fanning than that other chick.

    I guess we all know whose career is actually going places.

  47. candace says:

    i love Dakota’s look and Ali’s / just shut up and stop judging!!!!!!!!

  48. mandii says:

    well ppl hav diff. perspectivez on lookz…nd i personally think dat dakota luykz pretti dha way she iz n so duz ali…and im 14 nd i think im between both of dere lukz..buh my bff iz also 14 nd she duz luk older so w.e. who carez

  49. andreaa says:

    k i think dakota is adorable but im 13 and i look older than her. dakota doesnt look to me even 14 because she hasnt “developed” fully. atleast ali has some kind of “Developed” anatomy, but you cant compare ever 14 year old girl to dakota fanning because your going to find just how different they are. Most 14 year olds look more like ali, however ali has too much makeup and definitely got some kind of lip injections for that top lip.

  50. abbey says:

    i just turned 14 last month. i don’t think that i look AS young as dakota, but i definitely don’t look my age. dakota and i do have something in common though – we’re both really slender and we both have no chest. ahaha. so i see where she’s coming from. people need to stop being so hard on her. it’s not like she’s stunting her body’s growth on purpose!

    ali is just trying way too hard. she needs to get a grip on her real age and act like she’s a 14 year old, not an 18 year old.

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