Mischa’s New Man
May 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet
You and me and the bottle makes three tonight!
Mischa Barton and her boyfriend, guitarist Taylor Locke, head back to their London hotel room with a bottle of tequila.
Good times!
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May 21st, 2008 at 9:57 pm
I don’t know…I just saw some pics of them on another site and I have to say the “ass to ass” ratio is totally out of whack. A girl should not date a man whose ass is half the size of hers.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:42 pm
haah. He looks so confused.
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:37 am
Hey, thought you might like this;
http://msnse.starlounge.com/article.cfm?objectID=25348
the text is in swedish but its basically a shitload of pics of celebs picking their noses. fuuunnyyy.
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:46 am
A loser for a loser…. love it
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:51 am
why do all her b/f’s look the same?
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:45 am
Hey where’s the post about Evil Beet killing Somolians that come on her site?? I liked that one.
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:03 am
Wasn’t Mishca in rehab? Or was that just her little sister, Hania? I remember Mischa got popped for pills or a DUI or all-of-the-above not too long ago. Anyway, he looks like a wholesome, clean-cut rocker. And the bottle of Tequila is simply holy water left over from an earlier Christian rock revival.
Ha ha, John. That post riled up the masses in a not good, patently unintentional, way. I do hope that Beet chimed in before she erased that post, because otherwise the conclusion of that whole brouhaha, regardless of one’s take on the post, would retain the icky feel of easy censorship by the masses. There was no talk of physical harm to “Third World” spammers, at least not that I recall.
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:02 am
Good Lord… the shit’s dead and buried. Leave it that way.
And what the HELL is she wearing?? Whoever decides what fashion really is is totally cracked. You don’t wear a striped cotton dress with some fugass belt buckle, and long sleeved sweaterthingtop with white elbow pads, then a three-quarter length silk trench with those polyester hair extentions. That look you’re going for must be called trash du jour, straight off the Britney racks. Sheesh, Misch!
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:11 pm
dang this chick needs to get it together, shes a mess
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
@skeelo @john:
Yeah I wrote that post early in the morning when I was really, really pissed off because I hadn’t had my nicotine fix in days. It was me venting. I didn’t realize it would upset so many people. So I decided to remove it as many people were offended.