Jessica Alba’s Wedding: Her “Traditional” Side Kicked In

May 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet


It turns out we weren’t the only ones surprised by Jessica Alba’s wedding — even her close friends didn’t know she was going to tie the knot with Cash Warren.

“Jessica and Cash’s ceremony surprised even good friends,” says a source close to Jess. “She [used to feel] it would be okay to wait until after the baby was born to get married. But her traditional side must have really kicked in.”

I’m telling you guys, she was inspired by Ashlee’s shotgun wedding!!!


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6 Responses to “Jessica Alba’s Wedding: Her “Traditional” Side Kicked In”

  1. cat lover 85 says:

    oh jessica alba you look so cute with your baby i bet you baby is going to be cute like you because your really pretty okay remeber that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Mercedes says:

    Hey the period key is located just below and to the right of the L key.

  3. Libby says:

    Wtf mercedes

  4. Emilia says:

    Ha! Traditional.. doesn’t that mean she should have waited to get knocked up until after she was married? Not an issue with me.. just thinking that would be what was “traditional”. Now the norm seems to be pregnancy first, then possibly marriage.
    and LOL@ mercedes.

  5. Ashley says:

    i hate her. and i hate ‘cat lover 85′ for not using periods. i kid, i kid. ;)

    jessica alba SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

  6. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Mercedes aka Ford Pinto

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