Fattening Up the Olsens
May 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet![](http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/olsen_costume1.jpg "Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen at \\"Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy\\" Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art, Pictures, Photos")
OK! magazine brings us this very important story, which shakes to the core our implicit trust in Starbucks baristas everywhere.
Apparently an NYC barista felt the Olsen twins were way to thin, so, when they ordered their usual Grande nonfat lattes, he would secretly replace the skim milk with full-fat.
The nerve!
Says a close friend of the Olsens: “It’s also my worst nightmare — that and getting a huge diet fountain soda that is mistakenly regular Coke — but I can def(initely) taste the difference, so it’s their own fault if they fell victim.â€
Man. I wish my worst nightmare were accidentally drinking full-fat milk. That would be a nice life.
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My worst nightmare would be having a friend like that!
*too.
God forbid they drink 24 ounces of whole milk.
My goodness they must get absolutely no exercise whatsoever because if they did, they wouldn’t be worried about drinking some normal milk.
Oh and BTW ladies, it’s not the fat in the milk you two should be worrying about…It’s the rBGH and shit that’s gonna kill you. Or the puss that gets in it from the disease that cows can get from being given rBGH. Or the fact that drinking tons and tons of milk won’t prevent you from getting Osteoporosis.
Just look up Monsanto on google, go to the Wikipedia listing (yes, Wikipedia, which actually does have some legit information) which is about 5 down and read it up. Also.. milksucks.com if you want some more tasty milk info.
i hate this picture. it looks like they are fondling each others bony breastplates.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Sprayed coffee all over my desk! With half and half creamer!!! LOL!
Oh shit… That’s awesome… those sneaky baristas!
LOL I used to be a starbucks barista and this story doesn’t surprise me in the least. I’ve never done it, but I always figured that once you decide to drink something as unhealthy as soda or coffee, why not go all the way and get regular? If you really wanted to drink something healthy, you’d be drinking water or tea, right? And I totally agree with you people, I really wish my worst nightmare in life was drinking *gasp* whole milk.
Yeah and would that really make a difference?
I think it’s hilarious someone did that to them, it would really suck if they were lactose intolerant or something though!
I’m w/ Emilia though-Milk is fucking disgusting. NO THANK YOU!!! Yuck.
i think if they were lactose intolerant they wouldn’t be drinking any sort of milk… they’d be having soy? yuk
Two rich chipmunks
I’m a Barista and if there’s no nonfat milk steamed/not enough steamed I just use 2%. Most of the people I work with do it too. Totally not a big deal compared to the other stuff we do…
yall are so fuckin scandalous! i would be totally pissed if someone did that to me! when i order my diet dr pepper, it better be fuckin diet, yeah i can taste the difference, and a few times i have had to take it back. i haven’t drunk whole milk for a couple years…..fat free is where its at!
Fuck the entire milk issue! Now, if we could only get Mary-Kate to smile like her sister and put some meat on both of their skinny asses, the Millennium would be at hand.
oh my god! One of them’s smiling properly and they have flesh! That is amazing! yayyy!!!
I love how “the friend” says they fell “victim.” The horror.
It’s not about the drinking “healthy,” it’s about the taste and the calories. My rule is, if I’m going to drink something with calories, it must be alcoholic.
They eat but it’s a specified number of daily needed calories in special dishes they like to eat or their parents and managers will be on their case, and they know if they get ill they can’t make money or privately manage their lives. Too bad they still booze and do drugs.
With all the blow that they do, it won’t hurt them at all. A cheeseburger, on the other hand…
one time someone gave me o’douls instead of beer.
now THAT is when you get pissed.
am i the only person who would be spitting in their drinks??? sorry, i don’t even have anything against them, i just wouldn’t be able to stop myself.
Woahhhhhh Emilia, you know your milk facts.
I’m only laughing about that girl saying “def” instead of “definatly”.
OTherwise, I love the Olsens!
They need a wardrobe designer and why hasn’t anybody(Not even ET or Inside Edition) inquired about Keit Ledger’s death and if that one sister brought him a combination or part of the drug combo he died on.
His ex/current wife looks beautifull and I might want to kill myself if I left that for the trash he did.
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Emilia, stop fighting milk!!!
I just love love milk!!
and, well on the Olsens, the one in black looks healthy the other in golden looks like she burns/pukes every calorie she has ever consumed, ever.