Ashlee & Pete: The Wedding Photos

May 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet


People magazine has a first look. They reportedly paid around $1 mil for these photos.

That pic of Jess & Tony was probably taken three weeks ago.


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24 Responses to “Ashlee & Pete: The Wedding Photos”

  1. Windy City Windy says:

    *disgust*

    attach your own meaning to this

  2. angie says:

    Dude…her DAD fucking officiated that wedding….that’s just insane

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  4. loveitloveit says:

    i’m pretty sure i can read that dog’s thoughts…

  5. loveitloveit says:

    @angie

    i KNOW right??? i mean i understand that she doesn’t necessarily think he’s a creepshow just bc everyone else does but…still. still.

  6. Bee Hind says:

    God how I hate his hair…

  7. ~GoodPotato~ says:

    Jessica was working tony over in the corner there.damn.

  8. Just Saying says:

    cosign with loveitloveit. that dog looks suicidal, poor thang.

  9. Rita says:

    God how I hate HER hair…

    Thank god it doesn’t look that bad here, ’cause it would suck to be her in a few years, when shes changed her hair because she realized how ugly it used to be with stick straight bangs, and have to look back on some nasty stringy hair in her own wedding photos.

  10. tero says:

    his hair? fuck, yeah i agree with rita. ashlee’s hair is awful
    um and what’s up with the dressed up dog? i know this is hollywood, but i mean… it just doesn’t work for me eh.

  11. ugh says:

    I think they have the same hairdresser. GROSS.

  12. Sarah says:

    I also HATE Pete’s hair. I feel relieved that I’m not alone….it really bugs me.

  13. madvoldie says:

    that’s one hell of an ugly dog

  14. Chuck says:

    Tony Romo is just drunk in that picture and happy he’s getting paid by Jessica’s dad to be there. Once he sobered up the next morning, he grabbed his check and ran.

  15. Elisabeth says:

    I think I’m gonna save this picture and add it to my “pictures to look at when I am depressed’ collection. cause this shit just makes me laugh so much.

  16. JVicious says:

    They have the most prominent features. They must spend hours sharpening bits of their face into fine points. Poor baby, it’s going to hurt kids with it’s dagger of a nose and chin.

  17. Alex S. says:

    Tony looks like he’s giving Jessica the Hymlec (sic?) manuever.

  18. daffylass says:

    Oh, that’s the dog? I thought they already had a baby.

  19. Artois says:

    did anyone ever think to photoshop Ashlee’s hair on Pete and vise versa? ‘cept for the length and color it’s EXACTLY the same and come to think of it so are their faces! If I didn’t know better they could be twins, but I do know better, and they most likely just have the same surgeon. What really intrigues me is that they are both starting to look and dress like their dog……as time goes by this couple might become somewhat more interesting…..WOOF!

  20. hana says:

    ahahahahahahahaa, daffylass cracked me up just now.

  21. Priscilla says:

    i give it a year

  22. anon says:

    vom. it.

  23. Kelso says:

    Haha which one is Ashlee’s new hubs? The one between the picture of Jessica and some woman who lost 100 pounds? Or the one above that?

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