Your Daily Britney

May 20th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Look who’s back home!

Britney shows off her shiny new Costa Rican sunburn as she dines at Il Sole in Los Angeles. Why worry about skin cancer when you smoke a pack a day? (I know, I know, I shouldn’t talk.)

What in God’s name is she wearing?

And she totally bargained that purse out of a street vendor in Costa Rica. Because if that thing cost more than $10, I’ll be very disappointed in her negotiation skills.


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12 Responses to “Your Daily Britney”

  1. reynita says:

    yeah u but quit, remember?!

  2. / says:

    WHORE SLUT SUNT BITCH SKANK HAT HER AND HER SISTER AND HER WHOLE FAMILY!! SHE ALMOST KILLED HER KIDS!! STUPID BITCH

  3. Caz says:

    ^^ …. :|

    and that purse is revolting.

  4. Josh says:

    She looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife.

  5. wileEcoyote says:

    hey Brit….what`s with the long dress?
    we haven`t had a VeeGee sighting for….oh….weeks!!
    we`re like junkies……we really need it , but we really don`t want it !

  6. Fartface McMuffin says:

    Supposedly that guy she is with is really wealthy. Let’s hope he drugs her and has a stylist redo her nasty-ass extensions.

  7. Ana says:

    I actually like her dress, its WAY better than some of the stuff she has worn in the past!! But the purse..yeah does nothing for me. But I’m soo glad she seems to be doing better :) we love ya Brit!!

  8. EssTeeEff says:

    Evil Beet, You’re bitchier when fighting Nicotine Addiction….I like it :D

  9. MW says:

    If her eyes were any farther apart they’d be ears. Hideous bag!

  10. Just Saying says:

    She looks like she just smoked some Costa Rican ganja.

  11. snowdevil says:

    She’s gettin freakin HUGE!!!

  12. quirkygirlkitten says:

    for some reason the empty water bottles on the floor cracked me up.

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