Who Should Madelyn Gosselin Date?

May 20th, 2008 by Evil Beet


You guys were very interested in my post on Jon & Kate Plus Eight. And I have to say I read every single comment, and was SO excited to have other people weigh in on this show. I love you guys so much! You always make my day.

In addition to the comments, I got lots of emails, and a lot of you mentioned that Madelyn Gosselin is a holy terror. Honestly, she reminds me a lot of myself at the age of seven (my mother will confirm this). Oh, who am I kidding, she reminds me a lot of myself now. She’s such a superstar.

But several of you mentioned in emails that Madelyn is the kind of character who will end up on my website one of these days.

Nothing would please me more!!!

So … how is Madelyn going to end up on my website?

She’s seven years old. So, she could date Celine Dion’s little boy; he’s seven. Maddox Jolie-Pitt is almost seven, so he’s fair game, too. Or will she end up being partners in crime with Apple Martin, flipping their hair on red carpets across the world? Perhaps she and Cara will totally rebel and do their own reality TV show?

Give me your opinions!


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93 Responses to “Who Should Madelyn Gosselin Date?”

  1. Regan says:

    I think Mady is a wonderful kid who reminds me of myself when I was younger. I agree that she needs to channel her emotions into some performing art, such as dance or acting.
    It also sucks that Mady is always getting harped on in the shows confessionals about how bad and unruly she is, and then jon and kate go and talk about how perfect cara is.
    I think Mady is wonderful!

  2. Julie says:

    I tottaly agree with u and I can’t wait to read your blog about aunt jodie

  3. anonymous says:

    If Mady wants a boyfriend she could,but she doesn’t have to…if she watns.

  4. patti says:

    MADY IS NOT OKAY AND EVERYONE WATCHING THE SHOW KNOWS THAT SOMETHING IS NOT OKAY………………HELLO………KATE SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT IN THE BEGINNING AND STOPPED IT THE PERSONALITY COULD HAVE BEEN CHANGED COULD HAVE WOULD HAVE SHOULD HAVE WE ALL SAY THESE THINGS AFTER THE FACTT

  5. julie says:

    This child seriously appears to be bipolar. Of course the mother is too busy pimping her kids out to notice. God help her. I am sure she will be in intense therapy in a few more years. Kate should be there now for her OCD and her bipolar ways.

  6. mady needs help says:

    There is something very wrong with that child. The parents are just too stupid and too busy making big bucks off their kids to care. Hope they have a lot saved for her psycho intervention.

    • Mary says:

      I just can’t wait to watch Mady’s therapy sessions on the show, or watch her in rehab. Why not? It’d draw a big audience, and if they allow their kids to be filmed on the pot, I’m sure J&K wouldn’t see a problem with it! The kid is obviously miserable and in BIG trouble. Joking aside, it breaks my heart to watch her suffering.

  7. anon says:

    Madelyn should date Chuckie from the horror film Child’s Play and Bride Of Chuckie. They have a similar personality.

  8. LJK says:

    Mad Maddy should date a future psychiatrist or psychologist. She’s going to need one–BADLY!!

  9. penny says:

    you have to wonder ,if the people that are so worried about who a 8 year old , is going to date,,, these are the same people that you see there pictures on the wall at the post office …

  10. Jodie says:

    The kid needs a good beating with a belt. She’s an ignorant little bitch, just like her mother.

    • lc says:

      how could you say that? she is moody but she is eight years old! On the season five premiere, she was so helpful for the sextuplets birthday party! she just needs to mature a little bit!

  11. shut up Kate! says:

    This little brat should have a date with a psychiatrist. She should bring her psycho mother along with her since they are two of a kind! Get this disgusting family off TV! They are nothing but money whor**!!!!

    • Mady just wants to get some attention from her mother sometimes since Kate doesn’t pay much attention to either twins. Mady should get a chance to date someone good for her, also to make her ugly twin sister, Cara, jelous

  12. TVsnarkie says:

    It makes me sad that people say such evil things about an innocent child.
    If her parents didn’t put her on TV this wouldn’t happen. This is another reason this show needs to stop. People over 18 are fair game but kids should be left alone.

  13. judi says:

    Who should date Madelyn? No one sane that’s for sure!!

  14. Grosselins! says:

    Madelyn is the most unbelievably annyoing child but who can blame her . She lives with the most unbalanced, OCD filled mother on earth. I am certain that most of these kids will be a screwed up mess when they get older due to the fact that they never get the true attention they need and their mother is much more concerned with their earning power and material objects. That message is getting through to them loud and clear no doubt. Just a completely horrible show and family!!

  15. Gladthatsnotmykid says:

    I have watched the show because my 10 year old thinks it is funny but we have now stopped her watching it. Mady is just insane. Seriously, that is the WORST child I have EVER seen. Did you see the episode where she was Mommy for the day. Talk about a bipolar control freak. And her Mom and Dad just let her keep on acting that way.
    I would NEVER let my kid act that way and if she did, we would stop that behavior immediately.
    Horrible kid with horrible manners and she CRIES ALL THE TIME!

  16. jack says:

    maddy is a terror. She is just like her mother. both have horrible personalities. Anyway, she is going to end up dating the kid from “Little Midgets, Big World”. That kid “Jacob Rollof”.

  17. annonymous says:

    I think Mady is too young to have a boyfriend. I know that because I have experienced having a boyfriend before.

  18. dana says:

    idk why you all are saying bad things about her. im sure if she wasn’t in the public media, you wouldn’t be saying these things.

  19. annonymous says:

    That is true dana. I`m sorry for what i said Mady.

  20. EWS says:

    Mady Gosselin is a bipolar control freak just like her freak of a mother. What a horrible show and dispicable family. Get this the hell of the air!!

  21. Vickie says:

    I cannot believe how cruel and ugly people can be. Why should anyone suggest that this eight year old child date anyone in the first place. These terrible, hurtful comments will sadly follow her throughout her life. Remember the saying, if you cannot say anything good do not say anything at all. Well we should practice that because some of the writers need to look into their families and maybe they may have or see a “Mady”. She still has time to grow up and turn into a find young lady. God bless her and her mother.

  22. Jon's Lover says:

    Mady takes her ques from her mamma – bitching, screaming, yelling and throwing temper tantrums gets ya what you want (mamma bear doesnt allow most of her own to be televised). Arrogancee and self importance is rife with both of them. When is this %$#*ing show coming off the air. Enough already with Kate and her trailer park self esteem. She needs to get back to nursing & be a real mother and give up her Big Celebrity Dreams…..”hmmm, imagine me be photographed candidly over n over wearing a binkini on the beach like a movie star – how can I make that happen and then act irritated by it?”

  23. mackenzie says:

    mady is a little girl that is pretty

  24. Hailee says:

    OK she is way to young what are you guy’s thinkin

  25. lexi says:

    honesy……i think maddy SHOULDNT date anyone she is way to famous and she will take advantage of it and she is just way to young….jon said in a maginzine that he didnt agree with boyfriends and i DONt blame him, they diddnt say one thing about kate so she probaly doenst care ***NOT a suprise***
    and kate is starting to act like britney spears :(

    i like the normal kate NOT THIS BAD ONE I HATE it and so does everyone else

  26. Lovelove says:

    Mady is a bitch just like her mom! Mady is the kid that they should extend abortion limits until age 2 with the option of using a hanger… Wire hanger

    • gotta love them says:

      ok, i agree maddy can be a handfull sometimes, but hey she’s just a kid,,c’mon people,did you forget,or can you imagine whats it like to hve to grow-up with a camera crew in your face ALL the time?, they ppprobablypay her extra to act this way, to boost the ratings,…duhhhh, and it’s working! as a mother of 5..I’ve made my mistakes, just as kate has done and will continue to do,, just lay off maddy, she will be just fine, and when she does come of age to date,,,pray for them instead of hatin

  27. Gosselins cousin says:

    Hey guys, i am the gosselins cousin and i live in MA.
    And for all you people who think she should date…you’re insane.
    Dont you losers know how old she is??? eight! so back off.
    She’s my cousin and i dont want you guys to be mean.
    Also, she can be a brat so i dont blame you, but she’s just a kid, seriously, and overwhelmed.
    this is from a twelve year olds point of view.
    (BTW: Alexis and Leah say hi to “all there fans.” sooo cute!)

    • sooo cute! says:

      heey Gosselins cousin is so rite, i tink she’s fine 4 now she’s only 9 or somt…………..she wont date 4 a wile anywayzzz

  28. gozzelinz says:

    hey i think Gosselins cousin is right.
    (btw: i know her, shes REALLY their cousin. she knows there # and address.)
    mady rocks my world 100%

  29. Mady G. says:

    hey you guys are mean to me!
    thats not nice.

  30. Mady G. says:

    ohhh, hi!!!! Youre my favrite cousin!
    have your mom give my mommy a call about the halloween party, ok?
    BYE EVERYONE WHO WAS NICE TO ME!

  31. gossy girlz says:

    hey everyone out there! watsup? leave my mady alone shes only 8 and you call her a brat! she can be brat SOMETIMES but u dont have to say that on internent wherre everyone could see! SO JUST BACKOFF! SRY I gfor everyone out there who dosnt who dosnt do mean commets

  32. woohoo says:

    woohoo (i loveeeee to say that.) arent i a loseeeerrrrrr??) mady gosselinsssss a bratttttttttttt woohooo wohhoooooo

  33. Karen says:

    MADY NEEDS SOME SERIOUS HELP.THIS POOR LITTLE GIRL HAS NO BOUNDRIES AND THEREFORE IS SNEEKY,MANIPULATIVE AND CRUEL. I HOPE THE PARENTS STOP THINKING OF THE ALMIGHTY $$$ AND PUT THEM ALL IN THERAPY.

  34. Gosselingirlz says:

    listen, karen. ur just a big jerk to tell people to put a bunch of 5 year olds in “therapy!” i hope you know how much pressure my mady’s under right now so back off!!!!!!! ok, i agree shes a brat but would you all be like that on camera if u had a show, too? i think so, jerk, epeccially since you have quite the attitude. dont even comment like that if u hate them just bug off, ok?

  35. Gosselins cousin says:

    thanx sooo cute, u rock. mady’s very happy with u! ask me any questions you guys would like about the gosselins..i can answer! (not tooooo personal.)

  36. =D XD CHIBI! says:

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