Quotables

May 20th, 2008 by Evil Beet


“That’s a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody’s father after Brody got famous.”

Spencer Pratt, firing back at Bruce Jenner’s allegations that Spencer was a bad influence on Brody.

The first thing wrong with this statement: Uh, Bruce Jenner’s been famous since before Brody was born. Like, way more famous than Brody is right now.

The second thing wrong with this statement: “try TO be Brody’s father,” Spencer. Not “try and.” Take a break from being an asshole and go to college or something.


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15 Responses to “Quotables”

  1. tero says:

    OMG. that is the stupidest thing ever. does he KNOW who bruce jenner is? what a fuckin idiot.

  2. iiirene says:

    i hate this dude..hes so retarted

  3. Ernestine says:

    Okay. The first two responses here are kind of ironic, you must admit.

    But, yeah, Spencer Pratt is a douchenozzle who deserves to have his penis set afire. For sure.

  4. DailyBeetReader says:

    I can not stand that guy, he even looks like he’s up to no good when he’s just standing, doing nothing. Like you can see the evil wheels turning in his evil little head behind his evil little eyes.

  5. MJ says:

    I learned that shit in sixth grade, but whatever.

  6. Bunny says:

    I in no way am claiming to be more intelligent than you (because I’m very aware that I’m not ;P) and I have a completely unbiased view of The Hills having only read of it on gossip sites, (yes, some people who read gossip sites are NOT completely judgemental!) but I think Spencer wasn’t calling Bruce a famewhore, or claiming he only cares for his son to make himself more famous, but more from an emotional point of view, as in, he only wanted to be a father when his son fitted into his fame and he would have been dissapointed if Brody had been an average kid in an average lifestyle.
    xox

  7. Sarah says:

    I don’t know anything about the Hills really – but I do know that this guy is NOT cute! At all!

  8. kirstie says:

    spencer pratt is such a tool

  9. lollylicious says:

    HIS FOREHEAD IS GROWING AT AN ALARMING PACE.

    it will need a zip code soon, methinks.

  10. snowdevil says:

    I don’t know a thing about this guy or that Hills show but he looks totally gay to me.

  11. Magister says:

    I really like the reality shows on MTV. They are my guilty pleasure. But, I stopped watching the Hills because of the above mentioned “douchenozzle”. He is just concentrated evil. Of course, it doesn’t help that he is surrounded by people who are dead from the neck up, except for Whitney. I still think there might be hope for her.

  12. Fartface McMuffin says:

    NOTE TO SPENCER: You are not famous. You are on a fake reality show on MTV.

  13. Dewellah says:

    I agree about the big forehead thing. What’s that saying?? Any bigger and it would be a fivehead?

  14. slouchy says:

    At least he shaved off the flesh-colored beard. (shudder)

  15. helen says:

    i dunno bout all this C-list hullaballoo, but good one Spencer. Oh Snap! I actually like you an iota now.

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