Owen Wilson Deals with Kate Hudson Split by Going to Church and Then a Spiritual Retreat with Monks

May 20th, 2008 by Evil Beet


No, no, no, I’m totally fucking with you guys.

He hit up and strip club and he drank.

“He spent 4½ hours at Rick’s Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood,” says a source. “He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill.”

Oh, Owen. You know you’re not supposed to be drinking, buddy. Please don’t try to die again, dude. That would be so sad.


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8 Responses to “Owen Wilson Deals with Kate Hudson Split by Going to Church and Then a Spiritual Retreat with Monks”

  1. Donkey Punch says:

    Everyone has a preference for blondes!

  2. ~GoodPotato~ says:

    I think my neighbors heard me yell “monks, what the fuck” lol Im goin out for a drive.maybe come back tomorrow or turn all the lights out.

  3. MJ says:

    Oh please. He’s a fucking fool who ODed on heroin. NEXT!

  4. Donkey Punch says:

    > He’s a fucking fool who ODed on heroin

    Err, are you sure you aren’t thinking of Heath Ledger?

  5. Mr. Owen Spears Lohan says:

    No, MJ is right.

    Owen ODed on heroin, just not fatally.

    Heath Ledger fatally ODed on prescription pills and over-the-counter shit.

    I’m in Philly and Owen is quietly tearing through every bar in the city (i.e. vodka shots last Friday night and sticking around until last call).

    He IS a fool and a miserable bastard, too (and short!).

  6. Just Saying says:

    She’s not for you, Owen.

  7. joan says:

    i thought he cut his wrists? while fucked up on heroin. . .

  8. BIANCA says:

    ILL CUT HIS WRISTS 4 HIM

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