Owen Wilson Deals with Kate Hudson Split by Going to Church and Then a Spiritual Retreat with Monks
May 20th, 2008 by Evil Beet
No, no, no, I’m totally fucking with you guys.
He hit up and strip club and he drank.
“He spent 4½ hours at Rick’s Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood,” says a source. “He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill.”
Oh, Owen. You know you’re not supposed to be drinking, buddy. Please don’t try to die again, dude. That would be so sad.
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May 20th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Everyone has a preference for blondes!
May 20th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I think my neighbors heard me yell “monks, what the fuck” lol Im goin out for a drive.maybe come back tomorrow or turn all the lights out.
May 20th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Oh please. He’s a fucking fool who ODed on heroin. NEXT!
May 20th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
> He’s a fucking fool who ODed on heroin
Err, are you sure you aren’t thinking of Heath Ledger?
May 21st, 2008 at 6:01 am
No, MJ is right.
Owen ODed on heroin, just not fatally.
Heath Ledger fatally ODed on prescription pills and over-the-counter shit.
I’m in Philly and Owen is quietly tearing through every bar in the city (i.e. vodka shots last Friday night and sticking around until last call).
He IS a fool and a miserable bastard, too (and short!).
May 21st, 2008 at 1:17 pm
She’s not for you, Owen.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:15 am
i thought he cut his wrists? while fucked up on heroin. . .
August 30th, 2008 at 12:37 am
ILL CUT HIS WRISTS 4 HIM