I Will Never Get Tired of Running Ali/Dina Lohan Interviews
May 20th, 2008 by Evil BeetIf you don’t like it, skip it, because I’m gonna run a lot of these.
This one’s from Showbiz Tonight.
I love how Dina “Einstein” Lohan responds to concerns about her throwing Ali into the same business that has basically destroyed Lindsay by comparing it to a child wanting to become a doctor because his or her father is a doctor. Like, yeah, Dina, that analogy totally holds, if the kid’s father was Dr. Mengele.
Oh, and Ali on the tabloids and Lindsay: “Look where she is and look where the people are [who are] writing this stuff.” Yeah, Ali. Hi. I’m on my living room couch, sober. And no one who hasn’t dated me or parented me or been my gynecologist has seen my vagina. And I’m going to get to work on time tomorrow. And I’ve never had a DUI. And I’ve never been to jail. Or been estranged from either of my parents. Or written drunken emails to Page Six and misspelled “adequate.” I make a good living and I both own and utilize underwear. Yeah. I’m really pathetic.
God, I’m so excited for this show.
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May 20th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Darling Beet - LOL! Well said and how well said…
I look forward to more of the DinAli experience!
May 20th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Oh my fucken god! Has Ali met Lindsay? The irony of a “reality” show considering none of these people have the slightest concept of reality. I wish them lots and lots of “success” wink.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
I would LOVE Dina to come face to face with you Beet, hahahah!!
May 21st, 2008 at 8:04 am
Hahaha, I love your cute enthusiasm for these things.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:50 am
I agree with Caz. Beet, please find a way to speak with Dina and record it. I can’t believe some of the stuff that comes out of her mouth. I would have laughed my ass off if I had been the interviewer. There’s no way to twist the fact that Lindsay has been arrested, been to rehab, and can’t act like a mature human being. These people are lame.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:26 pm
That little cunt can kiss all of our collective asses! Bitch, I’m doing just fine and I can also properly operate undergarments, unlike your freckled, drug-addicted, town bicycle sister.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Dina’s big pimping now.
May 21st, 2008 at 3:11 pm
i just hope the “path” that ali is on includes wearing undies in public, but something tells me girlfriend will be flashing her cootch on the way to rehab in a few years.