All Grown Up!

May 20th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Look who’s not a baby anymore!

Celine Dion hangs out with her son, Rene-Charles, in Paris today. Her husband was there, too, but he’s boring and he started dating her when she was like 12 so we don’t like to talk about him.

Rene-Charles is seven years old already!

And apparently he’s growing more punk-rock by the day.

And what is it with celebrities being unwilling to cut their sons’ hair? Celine, why does your seven-year-old son look like he belongs in Metallica?


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20 Responses to “All Grown Up!”

  1. GG says:

    Poor kid. I don’t care how rich they are….it would totally suck to have those two farts for parents

  2. amb says:

    Seriously, when boys are that young they should have to cut their hair, they’re too ambiguous looking to tell if they’re a boy or not. That could have been a little tomboy-dressed girl for all I know.

  3. tero says:

    i thought it was her daughter at first. my bad.
    buuut i’m not against long hair on little boys. i think it’s cute.

  4. sheridan says:

    Please – it is totally ridiculous if he was an every day child he would get sucha beating at school!

  5. Muffy says:

    She wanted a girl and her husband only agreed to one child.

  6. GrumpyGirl says:

    It made a pretty big scandal here on Canadian television when they showed pictures of her son for her last show in Las Vegas. She said in an interview that she was traumatized as a kid having to cut her hair and she refuses to bring this trauma to her own children.
    Whatever.

  7. GrumpyGirl says:

    Her son’s hair would be beautiful on a little girl.

  8. JS says:

    I’m guessing Dad has hair envy.

  9. JS says:

    PS Much more normal to have everyone think you’re a girl than to get your hair cut like your friends’. Which is the trauma?

  10. Kels says:

    OH MY GOD my mom saw them on a cover and said “Her daughter is so cute….oh wait” It was priceless, but C’MON Celine.

  11. Pepper says:

    I thought he was a girl!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Yum says:

    Crazy mom thinks she gave birth to Samson.

  13. B*tchy says:

    A few years ago …some ill-advised asshole hooker of a little league Mom sitting next to me at a game told me I looked like Celine Dion… It was the closest I’ve come to bitchslapping anyone since I was in fourth grade.

  14. copa says:

    god i wish i had the kids hair… its gorgeous

  15. Chuck says:

    Cut the boys hair.
    He’s going to be a disaster, with those two for parents. I predict he’s in intensive therapy at some point in his life.

  16. slouchy says:

    In the photo where the kid has his back to the camera, it looks like he’s poking Celine right in the puss.

  17. Persistent Cat says:

    I don’t remember it making a scandal up here in Canada, mainly because we don’t care about her. Quebec might but the rest doesn’t.

    I guess if I were that kid, I’d wanna be all tough and bad-ass because, at the end of the day, you’re Celine Dion’s kid. It’s only a matter of time before we have to hear him singing “All By Myself” or some other sucky-ass song no one ever wants to hear again.

  18. Just Saying says:

    Cute the boys hair, already. I’m pretty sure he won’t “let” them though.

  19. jojo says:

    I’m sure her son will grow up to be a fine young woman.

  20. Nikola says:

    Will you kinda leave the boy alone already, with your pathetic whinings and criticisms, and how he should have a haircut? What is it about? Your envy? Frustration from the past?

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