Either Sarah Jessica Parker Is Promoting Her New Perfume Or They’re Doing a Sequel to Hocus Pocus

May 19th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Does her nose always look that awful?

How could I have missed a thing like that?

I think that’s her new perfume, Covet, she’s holding, but I can’t be sure, as my eyes can only move so far away from her nose before being dragged back by its sheer gravitational pull.

Maybe I should get my computer monitor checked? I mean, is that what her nose has always looked like?

Eww!


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24 Responses to “Either Sarah Jessica Parker Is Promoting Her New Perfume Or They’re Doing a Sequel to Hocus Pocus”

  1. cass says:

    Yes… It has always looked like that… Always.. I love sex in the city and all that jazz, but I don’t know how anyone thinks she is hot…

  2. Ashley says:

    Yes, her nose has always looked like that…BUT it might be from smelling that shit she calls perfume-just a thought.

  3. Horse Marine says:

    YES, Beet, it has always, always been that ugly. It’s hard to look away from it, I agree.

  4. Snorkel says:

    I am frightened.

  5. E-dub says:

    Hey, it’s a matched set with that witch mole she has on her chin.

  6. devilgirl says:

    Unfortunately, it has looked that way ever since she was on Square Pegs. Can’t believe you never noticed it before!

  7. devilgirl says:

    By the way, her arm and hands aren’t looking that great either!

  8. yum says:

    All I know is I would hate to snort coke with her. Square Pegs Haaa!

  9. niblet says:

    i’m thinking maybe you didn’t notice because of all the smoke? maybe now that you’re tryin’ to quit you’re getting all kinds of new clarity.

  10. devilgirl says:

    By the way Beet, how has today gone with the no smoking? You better not have weakend!

  11. iiirene says:

    no thats not her new perfume its her old one i have had it for the longest time but i never use it

  12. swillz says:

    i LOVED hocues pocus. I hope its a sequel.

  13. AliciaCerv says:

    Poor, poor Ferris… and her piss water should definetly not EVER be referred to as ‘perfume’ unless you are an 87-year-old spinster who resides with 26 cats.

  14. MJ says:

    I’m a huge SJP fan, but she be fucking hideous in this picture.

  15. johnson says:

    double, double toil and trouble;fire burn and cauldron bubble
    what’in that shit? newt eyes and rat tails.

  16. Pepper says:

    Is her nose getting bigger??????? Yikes!

  17. Bee Hind says:

    It just happens to be an unflattering photo.
    Think about it-have you ever had a bad picture taken of you?
    Multiply that by a thousand when you’re famous, there’s bound to be a few bad ones of everyone out there.
    People who think SJP is ugly, probably think Pam Anderson is beautiful.

  18. Donkey Punch says:

    Funny how every photo I see of SJP she looks like a 90 year old witch. I guess she is just casting an evil hex on the paps’ cameras?

  19. Bunny says:

    Actually, coincidence, I had to stare super hard at my TV tonight when she was showing the profile of her face, i couldn’t believe I’d never noticed how ugly her nose was! I was staring at it for like 10 minutes, willing the other sex&the city girls off the screen so i could watch her horrendous nose to make sure it always looked like that. But then again, i was baked, so i was maybe just staring at it for that long for no reason.

  20. just me says:

    She may well be a perfectly lovely, nice woman….but Gawd she is ugly!!! People always rag on Angelina’s veiny arms but SJP’s look even worse and I don’t hear anyone talk about that. Hmmm.

  21. Kim says:

    well they say that the nose and ears continue to grow over the course of your life and anyone who has been face to face with a 90 year old can confirm. i think her nose just grows at an increased rate. maybe its the chemicals in her stinky perfume

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  23. Lisa says:

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Maybe so, but true beauty comes from the soul, not what’s on the surface.

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