Either Sarah Jessica Parker Is Promoting Her New Perfume Or They’re Doing a Sequel to Hocus Pocus
May 19th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Does her nose always look that awful?
How could I have missed a thing like that?
I think that’s her new perfume, Covet, she’s holding, but I can’t be sure, as my eyes can only move so far away from her nose before being dragged back by its sheer gravitational pull.
Maybe I should get my computer monitor checked? I mean, is that what her nose has always looked like?
Eww!
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May 19th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Yes… It has always looked like that… Always.. I love sex in the city and all that jazz, but I don’t know how anyone thinks she is hot…
May 19th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Yes, her nose has always looked like that…BUT it might be from smelling that shit she calls perfume-just a thought.
May 19th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
YES, Beet, it has always, always been that ugly. It’s hard to look away from it, I agree.
May 19th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
I am frightened.
May 19th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Hey, it’s a matched set with that witch mole she has on her chin.
May 19th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Unfortunately, it has looked that way ever since she was on Square Pegs. Can’t believe you never noticed it before!
May 19th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
By the way, her arm and hands aren’t looking that great either!
May 19th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
All I know is I would hate to snort coke with her. Square Pegs Haaa!
May 19th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
i’m thinking maybe you didn’t notice because of all the smoke? maybe now that you’re tryin’ to quit you’re getting all kinds of new clarity.
May 19th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
By the way Beet, how has today gone with the no smoking? You better not have weakend!
May 19th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
no thats not her new perfume its her old one i have had it for the longest time but i never use it
May 20th, 2008 at 8:33 am
i LOVED hocues pocus. I hope its a sequel.
May 20th, 2008 at 8:39 am
http://top-videoz.com/index.php?q=Sarah-Jessica-Parker-sex-tape
May 20th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Poor, poor Ferris… and her piss water should definetly not EVER be referred to as ‘perfume’ unless you are an 87-year-old spinster who resides with 26 cats.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:05 am
I’m a huge SJP fan, but she be fucking hideous in this picture.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:59 am
double, double toil and trouble;fire burn and cauldron bubble
what’in that shit? newt eyes and rat tails.
May 20th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Is her nose getting bigger??????? Yikes!
May 20th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
It just happens to be an unflattering photo.
Think about it-have you ever had a bad picture taken of you?
Multiply that by a thousand when you’re famous, there’s bound to be a few bad ones of everyone out there.
People who think SJP is ugly, probably think Pam Anderson is beautiful.
May 20th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Funny how every photo I see of SJP she looks like a 90 year old witch. I guess she is just casting an evil hex on the paps’ cameras?
May 20th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Actually, coincidence, I had to stare super hard at my TV tonight when she was showing the profile of her face, i couldn’t believe I’d never noticed how ugly her nose was! I was staring at it for like 10 minutes, willing the other sex&the city girls off the screen so i could watch her horrendous nose to make sure it always looked like that. But then again, i was baked, so i was maybe just staring at it for that long for no reason.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:01 am
She may well be a perfectly lovely, nice woman….but Gawd she is ugly!!! People always rag on Angelina’s veiny arms but SJP’s look even worse and I don’t hear anyone talk about that. Hmmm.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:30 am
well they say that the nose and ears continue to grow over the course of your life and anyone who has been face to face with a 90 year old can confirm. i think her nose just grows at an increased rate. maybe its the chemicals in her stinky perfume
August 3rd, 2008 at 1:53 am
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