There’s That Baby Bump!

May 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Nicole Kidman gives us a glimpse of the goods as she shows up to the CMAs in Vegas with hubby Keith Urban.

You know, I just don’t find either of them all that attractive. Sorry, but I don’t.


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22 Responses to “There’s That Baby Bump!”

  1. mimi in mo says:

    Me neither! Not even a liitle bit even if I was really drunk :-)

  2. Horse Marine says:

    Indeed not. Nicole looks awfully artificial nowadays.

  3. bob says:

    How old is she anyway? Aren’t her original kids like 14 now?

  4. snowdevil says:

    She was drop dead beautiful not all that long ago – what the hell happened?

  5. Aussie Erin says:

    Botox and cigarettes, my friends.

  6. pebobryson says:

    what stylist told all the preggers celebs to ” cup” their bumps???? Is it so we don’t think they are just fat?

  7. Alan says:

    I still want to see her pregnant ass naked on some magazine cover. she never seemed to have any reluctance to shed her clothes in her movies.

  8. FrozeRightHere says:

    He’s a cutie, just way too petite for my tastes. She looks much better pregnant than she has in years, I think.

  9. mindy says:

    It’s about godamn time she started to show. And no, not cute. Him or her. But she is pregnant so I’ll cut her some slack. Not east carrying extra weight.

  10. BeetFan says:

    Is it just my computer or is the Evil Beet font too big?

  11. iiirene says:

    me either…they have to be on the ugly couples list in cali..if there is one lol

  12. Ernestine says:

    Her tragic mistake (other than the Botox, naturally) was bleaching and straightening that gorgeous head of strawberry curls.

    She hasn’t looked good since Dead Calm, if you ask me.

  13. Donkey Punch says:

    I think Scientology drained the life force out of her.

  14. Curiously Strong says:

    I think she was naturally pretty in the beginning but after 10 years with the very high strung Tom Cruise it probably starts to wear you down. I saw an interview clip of her from like 20 years ago where se kind of looked like Amy Adams. No joke.

    Oh and Keith, didn’t become unbelievably hot for me until I saw him playing live. Dear God he was amazing. He really puts on a great show and he was just glistening with sweat rockin’ his heart out.

    I don’t know, maybe it’s just my thing for guys with guitars but I would jump his bones any day.

  15. Persistent Cat says:

    He’s not cute and has the worse hair ever. Plus I hate country music so even if he was hot, I wouldn’t be able to get past it.

    She used to be so lovely, now I feel sad when I look at her. I hate aging too but my face isn’t frightening.

  16. Donkey Punch says:

    > I hate aging too but my face isn’t frightening.

    Let us be the judge of that. Mwahahahaha.

  17. Caz says:

    I think they are adorable.

  18. d says:

    I am totally with Curiously Strong! See Keith Urban play live once and you will be in love. He is an amazingly talented artist that I would let see me naked
    N E-Time!!

  19. Señor Loco says:

    No doubt she’s definitely another candidate for the “Good Lord, woman! What did you do to your face?” Club.

  20. devilgirl says:

    I always thought Nicole was beautiful up until about 2yrs ago (when the botox set in). Since then she has just gotten peculiar looking and it is not because she is aging. I wish she had just let herself age normally because she would have continued to be beautiful. Keith Urban is nothing more than an Austrailian hillbilly. He looks like anything you could find in a trailer park. I know that if I looked like Nicole, I could have done a lot better than Keith or Tommy Boy. Her taste in men sucks!

  21. quirkygirlkitten says:

    looks like nic and meg ryan are going to the same plastic surgeon: their faces are almost identical! they both have that weird “chipmunk had sex with a duck ” look. and he is waaaay too orange.

  22. weluvourcelebs says:

    nicole is gorgeous! she still is, its just a bad picture. everyone has times when they look good. nicoles still pretty! i think her husband whatever his name is is cool too.

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