Sober!
May 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Here’s Paris and Nicky “I Only Look Anorexic at Bad Camera Angles” Hilton at — you guessed it — Sober Day USA 2008!
I’m not freakin’ kidding, you guys.
The name of this event is “Sober Day USA 2008.”
Which makes a lot of sense, since we all know that Paris Hilton has never done drugs. And Nicky is the goddamn picture of mental health right now. Since mental health is inversely proportional to BMI. You know, I don’t expect much from Paris, but I’m somehow disappointed that she doesn’t seem a little more concerned about her little sister’s raging eating disorder. Like I expect her to be wearing a sign here that says “Yes, I’m Aware My Little Sister Has an Eating Disorder … We’re Working on It, Kids.”
Sigh.
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You’ve got to be kidding me-It’s really sad when Paris is the smart one…
I think Paris looks beautiful here. Mostly I think she looks repulsive, if only for the way she seems to want to suck the camera guys cock in every other picture I see of her. Or wants to suck her own cock.
Ah.. Nicky. C’est la vie.
Neech, the only reason Paris looks beautiful here is because you have her standing next to Nicky, who looks like a scarecrow. Put Paris next to someone truly good-looking and your vision will clear again.
I was JUST thinking that. I was like, DAMN, Paris typically looks like a porny scarecrow or an emu in drag, but she almost looks voluptuous in that shot. Not that she’s not still HIDEOUS, mind you. But at least she’s not as scrawny.
Gain some weight, Nicky. You know what helps put weight on? Beer!
The most attractive part of Paris is…..her money!! I guess putting up with something like that can be worth it….for the right price!
Otherwise, give me someone fugly with a great personality and a big heart.
nicky is wearing the ugliest dress i have ever seen. pained on bows and buttons? mmmmmkay.
whoops….i meant PAINTED on, not pained on. although the dress is painful to look at!
LOL! Does PH do anything that is genuine? She still parades around taking in every opportunity as a photo-op. What is she doing here? Everyone knows that she smokes and drinks like a sailor. Such a phony.
Nicky’s knee looks like Ashlee Simpsons(pre-surgery) nose.
to me nikki used to be the prettier one but now shes not
haha nice shot :)
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That’s what working in the fashion industry will do to you, I guess…. Hopefully she’ll snap out of it before it’s too late! Oh, and fuck Paris.
Have you seen the newest pics of Collin Farell? He has lost a ton of weight and looks like Amy Winehouse’s long lost brother, please find them and post those!
Jesus H. Nicky, it’s called a sandwich – look into it sometime.
That leg is SICK!
I totally agree… Paris is actually looking nice… I think it’s the dress and also the comparison by bring next to Nicky!
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What the hell? Nicky looks like she was stretched apart in a taffy puller!