Country Music Awards: The Rest of the Dresses

May 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet


We already ran the pics of Nicole Kidman and her baby bump, but here’s the rest of the dresses worn by people at this event who don’t look like they crawled out of their crypt just to be there.

Karolina Kurkova definitely takes the cake for Most Inexplicable Outfit at this event. She would have been a shoe-in for Most Inexplicable Presence at this event, too, but then Carrot Top showed up. Carrot Top is so scary to me. I wish he’d go away and never come back.

Oh, and Poppy Montgomery was there with her super-hot boyfriend/baby-daddy, and that makes me really resentful and jealous. He’s so hot.


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10 Responses to “Country Music Awards: The Rest of the Dresses”

  1. ~GoodPotato~ says:

    carrot top looks disgusting.

  2. Ricardo says:

    carrot top is sooo freaky!! who pays to see him in vegas??

    he has his own show at the luxor!

    Gross

  3. Rita says:

    i do not get how everyone thinks taylor swift is pretty.

  4. mimi in mo says:

    I thought I was the only one! I went to Vegas like 10 yrs ago & saw him in person & even then he was frightening & that;s when my fear started!

  5. Melissa says:

    Dude… lay off the steroids and eye liner. Maybe go a little heavy on the frizz-ease.

  6. Persistent Cat says:

    All the girls look like clones. Did any non-blonde girls show up?

  7. Lucy says:

    Backstage at the CMA’s my dick in a box…

  8. Donkey Punch says:

    > Did any non-blonde girls show up?

    I don’t understand those words. What is a non-blonde? Never seen one of those kind.

  9. Persistent Cat says:

    Sorry, I meant “did any ugly girls show up?”

    Clearer?

  10. quirkygirlkitten says:

    omfg – that girl is wearing a SKORT to an awards show?!

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