BREAKING: John Mayer Has a Huge Penis
May 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Oh, I love stories like this.
The NY Daily News has a bit about how Jennifer Aniston’s friends think it’s way out of character how hard she’s falling for John.
But there’s an explanation!
He has a huge cock!
“She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character,” said one spy.
The reason can’t just be that she is dating John Mayer. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean.
“His body actually is a wonderland,” one ex was overheard saying.
The moral of the story: Women are totally willing to put up with a cheating womanizer, as long as he’s packing where it counts.
Sheesh.
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OMG…!!!!!!!!!!!
u are all just so pervet
im fucking dont care abaut if John Mayer has a huge penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s because you like pussy!
then why the fuck did you read it then or click to this page for that matter your just as big a perv as the rest of us!
u can suck mine if u want love
Go suck your dad’s
sure i will
I am happy to see this site so much. It is always nice to hear such good news as your site.
Prove it! If he has a huge penis…coz I’ll love it..
Prove it! If he has a huge penis…coz I’ll love it..
I worked out in the same gym with John. He is gigantic.
Where was this gym? So you saw him naked? was it really big or was it huge?
hes fugly, like it matters
GET A PICTURE! THEN ILL BELIEVE IT!
This story would be better IF WE ACTUALLY GOT TO SEE THE PENIS!
… who wants to hear talk about how big is it, show us some photos damnit lol
Oh my, what a yummy thought..
hes done so much coke he looks like Marc Anthony
lets see a picture then so i can have a wank over it
i have a biger dick then that goon
its nothing compared to mine….
Shooot . . . I’d be giddy to if John Mayer was puttin’ his hog in me everynight.;)
i seen his penis cuz i wanted to suck it and it is hude-i nvr sucked it though-i wish i did..
I LIKE UR ASS!!!I’m available.
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i’ll believe you if i can see a picture. but, if you want to, you can just post it online so every can see. im sure im not the only one who wants to see. by the way, im not a weirdie. im just…………………………hmmmmmmmmm……………………………curious.
HE LOOKS GOOD. I totally agree with 2sexy4u.This page just NEEDS a pic, or several pics…
Anyway, y do they know that this John Mayer guy’s got giant uknowwats!!
Did they see him in the showers or did they pull his pants down?!
PS. I would luv a reply.!
I fucked with John last yr. Yep. Seriously giant. i just sort of squeezed it, then he wet the sheets, phisically.i wos grossed out i vowed im never gonna fuck again
seriously, you guys fuck?Gross!
& how old are you guys.
This John guy looks creepy!
wtf im a lardo ur all lame godd your so retarted
i know this is a gossip column thereby it is not really savvy for smart people to hang out here but can’t you think of other things to at least fight about. I mean, just because someone doesn’t want to hear about a penis does not mean they are gay, actually, they are just smart. It’s a dumb topic. Either it works or it doesn’t.
yeah, i bet i agree with u, woogey watever smartypants, but this is a gossip site, duhh.
So save the ggoody talk 4 ur know it all friends.
hey, sure johns real?(hahaha)
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what the fuck!!!! you gay lords!!! if you like pussy stick your cock in her ass! you guys are bich shit!!!
what the fuck!!!! you gay lords!!! if you like pussy stick your cock in her ass! you guys are bich shit!!!
what the fuck!!!! you gay lords!!! if you like pussy stick your cock in her ass! you guys are bich shit!!!
what the fuck!!!! you gay lords!!! if you like pussy stick your cock in her ass! you guys are bich shit!!!
what the fuck!!!! you gay lords!!! if you like pussy stick your cock in her ass! you guys are bich shit!!!
frsit all of you guys are fuckin ass holes!!!if you like pussy go suck your moms and put your cock in her ass!
frsit all of you guys are fuckin ass holes!!!if you like pussy go suck your moms and put your cock in her ass!
frsit all of you guys are fuckin ass holes!!!if you like pussy go suck your moms and put your cock in her ass!
I want to have a gay sex with any hot guy! I want to suck the fucking penis and i’ll let you fuck my ass hole
look, all you retards. the jury is out of this guy’s hose dimensions until we see proof. if aniston is into this guy, all that means is he’s a butt-wipe, since she’s got a proven history for seeking out abusive men to kick her around. i read in the post that mayer likes to puff on cigs while self-abusing cunts like her suck his dick. they deserve it.
good to heard
its uncut pencil-dick. <6″. but he’s down-to-earth. and he quit smoking—and he’s really brilliant
How big is his “huge cock” I think she just was happy to say that is was bigger than the last guy she was fucking.
Hello, I am a gay, I like to do me a huge rooster tail. My MSN3789975762009@live.cn
i was lucky to be born with a 13i its so big i can give my self a blow job name and adress with held
I went to school with John and have seen his penis. It is TINY. This all bullshit spread by him.
Jen’s just trying to make Brad jealous. The only posters that seem to care about Mayer’s dick are dudes.
john mayer has a HUGE cock i know because i fucked him(btw im a girl)
he stick his huge cock in my huge vagina and we had fun especially when he fingered my hot cunt ohh yeahh i luved it
OMIGOD ALL OF Yu HAVE FILTHY MOUTHS IM SURE YALL MOTHERS TAUGHT YOU BEtter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yh and im sure your mother taught u better …u horny bitch your judging us but why are you on this website fucking horny tramp
ps im talking about JENAEsha
I had gay sex with john mayer and his cock is not big at all…. It is really small! I could not feel him in my ass. Oh! He likes to swallow cum too…
You are all gay and need to get lives….. Fucking ass pirates!!!!
Go fuck your mom!
this is absolutely ecstatically amazingly super duperly funny to hear these types of comments on these types of sites
all the randomness and pretending someone “fucked” someone it cracks me up every time as i read about it.
i hope u guys have “jizzed” or came (woteva u “cool” kids say these days) in ur pants thinking about the size of someones penis
i am so jealous that my penis (im a trans) isn’t as big as u guys.
and i wish my penis could get up someones anal passage.
well i hope u guys r absolutely proud of urselves now
(btw i am actually all woman).