BREAKING: John Mayer Has a Huge Penis
May 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Oh, I love stories like this.
The NY Daily News has a bit about how Jennifer Aniston’s friends think it’s way out of character how hard she’s falling for John.
But there’s an explanation!
He has a huge cock!
“She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character,” said one spy.
The reason can’t just be that she is dating John Mayer. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean.
“His body actually is a wonderland,” one ex was overheard saying.
The moral of the story: Women are totally willing to put up with a cheating womanizer, as long as he’s packing where it counts.
Sheesh.
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That’s silly… Size actually doesn’t count… A not so “great” man can do way more in bed than a “great” man if he knows what he is doing…
http://top-videoz.com/index.php?q=john-mayer-porn-video – uhh hot stuffff
Well I’d certainly hope so; something has to compensate for that face….
Is he Michael Jackson?
My ex was HUGE, but unlike Jessica and Jennifer, I couidn’t put up with his lying,cheating ways. It was good, but not that good!
Why doesn’t she just buy herself a huge dildo and stuff that up her twat.
My goodness… he’s so adorable in that picture! **swoon**
And Cass, I’ll agree whole-heartedly! It’s all about what he’s packin in that mouth :P
I am having fun with my old roommate’s girl.
he is such an ugly jerk!
a smirk like that only comes with a big dick
Men with big dicks generally act like a big dick.
If you’ve ever tried BIG (I mena really big), you KNOW that you’d be totally willing to put up with a cheating womanizer.
If you never tried it, don’t speak of what you don’t know. Get back to me after you did.
OMG is that YOU LOU?
Different strokes for different folks, I guess – I’ve had BIG & frankly, BIG can be kinda painful. Like your cervix is being rammed into your throat. Never mind the gag reflex it can trigger during oral sex. Plus I’ve found that some BIG guys think they can skate by on size alone & neglect skill. Not saying I want SMALL (sorry, the caps crack me up) but MEDIUM will do me just fine thank you.
uhhuhh.
hes hot. end of storyyyyy
we saw the lime green thong picture. That boy is all taters. Can’t be size-must be his technique.
What is with all these stories this week of celebs with big dicks? First Sean Connery and Johnny Depp. Now this guy.
Do they all share the same PR person?
haha- Good one Donkey! I agree with Froze. Medium please, with a great everything else. I’m a lucky gal. John Mayer is very good looking most of the time, but he’s got that effeminate thing going on that, personally, leaves something to be desired.
over-rated to say the least. Jen is just confused and desperately seeking a stable relationship. Hopefully she will come to her senses. This guy is a jerk and really not very attractive.
LMAO, THAT TOTALY MAKES SENSE!
AND CASS, YES IT DOES COUNT.
Have it ever dawned on you sweet ladies that you are being feed a pack of garbage by a PR agency? well you are.
They need to puff up John Mayer’s image so they are leaking all of this garbage. You guys are feeding right into it.
It will not work on me. He is not all that.
He is a sleezy douchg bag for sure. Jen is desperate since she is almost 40. This guy really accent her being 40 years old, her people are making a mistake linking her with him. I think it tears her image down too much.
For Jen or her people to have leaked this garbage shows she has no class. I see why everyone is calling her a Sl*t.
She opens up to alot of men.
I SO agree with ‘MelKa’!!!
If you’ve never been with a guy with a huge cock, you can’t understand.
I was, 15 years ago, and STILL think about it! Even though my husband is bigger than average and very good in bed. You just can’t help it!
I just like dick. you could say i’m a freak for the meat!!
She went from Brad Pitt, who allegedly is rather small, to Mayer, who, if you believe the hype, is packing. Of COURSE she’s giddy as a schoolgirl! PR, shme R–given all the hotties he’s bagged, there’s gotta be some truth to the rumor. I’d love to know what the deal is with David Spade and Zach Braff too. Seriously.
And yeah, MelKa, you speak the truth. I’ve been seeing my “Mr Big” for over 16 years–cheated on every BF I had with him–and I ain’t NEVER letting that thang go :D Don’t kid yourselves, fellas; size DOES count…
How does 5 inches do for you?
i love it
wow jen likes john ramming her up..good to know she loves being rammed haha..i’d say cock size is more important than balls size as balls the gals can pretty much lick and slurp it all in one go..either way it just feels good so why should size matter when ur feeling good getting a blow or giving it. xD
SLUTZ!
Kellie cruz – You should try my messenger (; If your so much into the meat stuff ;o) .. Seriously !
Well, I just wanna say its not about the size. Don’t mean to offend anyone but i have 9 1/2 inches, and i girlfriend always complain about pain. i think regular is best.
It’s not the size of the penis that counts because it’s the asshole attached to it that is going to break your heart.
Hey Anonymous, I have a big dick and I don’t act like a big dick. On the contrary, I am more like ricardo’s comment. I usually have a big smirk or a goofy grin on my face. And to respond to Jay24’s comment. I am just over 9 myself and very thick. My girlfriend also complains about my size. She is small so I have to give her that. But when she is really into it, pain is often replaced by immense pleasure. Besides, my ex’s never complained and still call me for more. I politely oblige……LOL.
Yeah MelKa, you are so right and everyone else who agrees with her statement. Not that I have tried big meat but I am the proud owner of big meat and I have seen the reaction on womens faces. Priceless…talk about an American Express commercial…..LOL. MelKa, kellie cruz and anyone else interested in big meat should feel free to contact me.
that’s totally hott i’d love to see his cock
To turn the tables, if a guy says he’s okay with small tits then he’s lieing. Big tits are definitely better. Sorry to all the small titted women who posted about how they like big cocks, not to mention those women who posted on here with loose vaginas.
i’m a Chinese,and my penis is 5.9 inches which is very big in China.every chinese girl I f*cked complained too big…..I can’t imagine western men even got 9 1/2 inches.if use that to XXX with chinese girl.they’re gonna die!!
He DOES NOT have a big dick.
I promise.
It’s nice, but not big like you posted.
Jasmine
The poster named “Janie” is correct. These types of sites boost these guys up for PR reasons. This guy’s cock isn’t anything important. You females will buy into anything. I’m slightly above average and I tell women I’m huge. They fall for it every time. They’re too stupid to know that most people that brag about it are liars.
I think most girls would rather look at a big cock then have one rammed in ‘em. But thats just what me and my friends say.
MelKa says:
If you’ve ever tried BIG (I mena really big), you KNOW that you’d be totally willing to put up with a cheating womanizer.
If you never tried it, don’t speak of what you don’t know. Get back to me after you did.——————————
Thank you for speaking for all women on earth! You must know exactly what everyone of us wants, right? I never understood why women who like big cocks are so adamant that every women loves them, and if they say they don’t they are lying or never had one. My ex was a good two inches longer than a Wii controller and thick. He was a very nice guy and I loved him, but I sex was not fun. It hurt my cervix, gave me urinary tract infections and oral (which I enjoy) was about as enjoyable as being in traction. I by no means like small dicks, but preferably I like a little larger (especially thicker) than average. And why would you put up with a cheating womanizer? I don’t care if he’s as small as a pinky or as large as a bottle of Ozarka. That’s just plain dumb.
The Truth is , if anyone actually wanted to take the time to document , the hard cold Facts, And that is Big Time Actors ( males) ya know the A list, Brad pit, excluded cuz he’s got it in the face and the bod, with average cock , Cuz let’s face it with the Google, Everyone has seen it , The Hogg Warts Start??? got naked full frontal for us recently nice but average. But all kidding aside, the majority of Top Working MALE movie stars, with only a Few Exceptions like Timberlake, DiCaprio,George Clunie And who cares what he’s packing, since he’s so blessed with Talenet and is a GOD, full Blown Movie star Michale Douglas, or just fill in the blank where these actors know them self’s, that they better Pour there heart out with there Talent, Cuz they ant getting Any extra Credit, With the LARGE COCK, be known!!!! The BORNE identy star, ( fat short cock)there average and on a Cold Set, ” SMALL”! all those guys ACTORS, Have very carefully not done a Frontal Nude Shot EVER, where there pee pee has been captured on the Final Release of a movie,THEY ALL HAVE SMALL PENISES, Now on the other hand, all the BIGGIES < THAT ARE A GOOD FULL representation of HEALTHY AVERAGE TO GETTING Pretty thick there, To OMG,,,,to ,is That Fregan Thing fregan REAL, ( Farrell) they has to take the Full Frountal out of the final Release , Cuz the test audences “males” were so uncomfortable Seeing Such a LARGE Cock hanging on a Top Male Movie idel, psycoilgally, Make the males Feel INFERIOR< as they Should, Can you imagine sitting in on that meeting , Well MR Ferrel, im sorry but We’ve had to cut out your Frontal Cock Seen, because frankly Sir, your Penis is just to big, for audience to Handel, Christ, if i were him i just might not ever where underwear again, with confidence like that!, Any way i got a little carried away, Truth be known, don’t believe me pay attention, to the movies and the scenes , big ass male movie stars have big ass COCKS ( for the most part) it kinda makes you wonder what happens in the CASTING ROOM hu?
Mark Walberg, movie Carrier Kinda Sling Shot to the TOP in a HURRY, And yea, he can ACT, BUT more over, Ill bed my ass he has a PRETTY big Wiener. Big Male movie Stars That know there Packing have already Done Scenes in moves, And Rocked it out With there Cock’s out ,and why Not ! There Proud and Envied my men The world over! Stars Like Kevin Bacon, Bruce Willis and just fill in the rest. so The Moral of This Little Soap box Chant is……If They got hanging,( or if the actor thick’s he packing ( as evident with) Daniel Radcliff , harry poter dude, Going out of his Way to get is Pecker Plastered all over the World wide web, Saying , don’t think im just a little boy woosie actor, I’m a Stude with a heafty thick Cock, Come ladies Ya want some, Wow, What an Awsome Way to advertize over and above the Meek mield mannered caricheter your FAMIOUS for , & now that your Fucking Famious, You want to attract the Horny babes to do SOME FAMIOUS FUCKING, BRILENT Daniel Radcliffe . Come To think of it, I woulden’t put it past Brad Pit to have hired and Leaked His Full Frontal Nude picks to the Web and the World, And think about it , After that happended Any body, Who is Anybody, “”Males”" that is , Its ‘kinda like well if Fucken BRAD, as big a star as his is, is wipping it out, Fuck it lets all Do it , And they have been!!!! so keep it coming MALE STARS, And the Few hold outs, Just there EGO alone, Wont keep that Trouser Snake hidden much longer , Cuz they gotta Step up to the plate, So to speak and Say, YEa, Well Not only am i a Awsome Actor, Yea I got a big ol Cock Too!
TABDC ( The Actors Big Dick Club!)
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i wanna suck it.but i know ican’t get.b/c he is not gay.
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CASS : I agree with Racheal SIZE MATTERS!!!!
I think the whole “Size doesn’t matter” concept is just so the male ego isn’t hurt.
Take it from a woman, size matters to us.
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