Always the Gentleman
May 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Jeremy Piven stopped his Bronco in the middle of traffic at Cross Creek on Sunday to chat with these three young women.
It was a mutually beneficial conversation: they needed directions to the beach, and he needed directions to the blond one’s vagina.
So Jeremy was all like “Uh, head south on Cross Creek until you hit PCH” and the blond girl’s friend was all like “Look, tell her you can introduce her to Adrian Grenier, but first she has to prove to you that she can satisfy him in the sack” and everyone got what they wanted that day.
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No more Entourage for you wench! How dare you insult the Piven?!
Hahahahaha!!! Priceless!