Yeah, Ashlee Simpson’s Totally Getting Married on Saturday
Sorry posting has been slow today, you guys. Nope, still no boyfriend to distract me from my love affair with blogging; rather, my Internet connection’s on the fritz. Fortunately there’s one nearby I can steal (an Internet connection, not a boyfriend), but it’s pretty crappy, and it takes like 10 tries to do anything right (just like a boyfriend).
Anyway.
Surveillance helicopters have spotted white tents in the back yard of the Simpson household, so it looks like Ashlee is for sure getting married tomorrow. Not that we ever had any doubt.
And it appears that, despite all the break-up rumors, Tony Romo will be there as Jessica’s date. Tony’s in LA, and he was spotted playing nice with Jessica at Katsuya on Friday. Probably because Papa Joe sent some large men to “have a chat” with him, and talk him into “doing the right thing.” Which is, as long as we’re on the topic, probably how Pete Wentz ended up getting engaged to Ashlee in the first place.
May 17th, 2008 at 4:07 am
Wouldn’t it be funny if this was all a big front for Jessica and Tony’s wedding?
May 17th, 2008 at 5:51 am
^^ LOL, totally!
May 17th, 2008 at 7:54 am
I hear she likes to play the kinky “choking game” and that scared Tony off.
May 17th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Romo is pathetic.
May 17th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
i think after tonight they are going to go back out!
May 17th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Not all men need 10 times to get something right, if we are told how to do something right and it pleases you, trust me we remember. And you need to “drop the zero and get with the hero.” I know that is pathetic but what can I say. I am man hear me roar!!!
May 17th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
surveillance helicopters? extreeeeeme!