I Would Like to Sponsor Lindsay Lohan’s 22nd Birthday Party

May 17th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Has it really been a full year since her 21st?

My, how the time flies.

Lindsay Lohan’s 22nd birthday party is currently looking for sponsors.

I sent the guy an email.

Let’s see how we can get involved here.


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16 Responses to “I Would Like to Sponsor Lindsay Lohan’s 22nd Birthday Party”

  1. veronica says:

    what a whore ( how could america`s sweetheart from the parent trap = be humping dudes and drinking bottles of whiskys and 40`s )

  2. slouchy says:

    Awww, Beet. The link is broken or I’d offer to underwrite the malt liquor for the festivities.

  3. judy says:

    I would like to sponsor her party by giving each guest a unique one of a kind belt buckle made by me,, value $250 to $368 each… I am ready to deliver the goods to her and her 75 girlfriends….

  4. Kelsey says:

    Shes so damn ugly and useless.

  5. mindy says:

    Why is this bitch still around??? What the hell does she do anymore? Oh yeah, whore around begging for free crap. Except alcohol. That is not crap. Somebody, please poison this sluts drink & leave us in peace.

  6. Josh says:

    I’ll bring cookies and Are You Afraid of the Dark? DVDs. That will be my contribution.

  7. bee says:

    Seriously, AA should put out a mass call for sponsors- these girls are going off the bandwagon hard.

  8. Ashley says:

    Oh My God-I am freakin’ LOVING this!!! She’s so damn pathetic & broke she can’t afford her own damn bday party!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why isn’t her girlfriend throwing her a party?! What a LOSER!!!

    @ Beet-I’m praying you get involved w/ this somehow-I know the chances are slim, but there’s hope! ;)

  9. webwayne says:

    What a hoot,now her detractors will really suck shit !

  10. Randi says:

    How extremely useless and lame of a person do you have to be to plan out this big expensive party for yourself and then have to beg for the resources to be able to do it?
    She’s so fucking lame.

  11. Claudette says:

    Can people do this? FInd sponsors for a nobody’s birthday? I mean who would want to sponsor this loser and have her endorse their products? Bad idea!

  12. Randi says:

    Do you know if anyone has actually signed up to sponsor the party?

  13. Slappy says:

    All I know is that Lindsay Lohan is one of the sexiest and most beautiful women on the planet ! If you have any doubts, check out my gallery of HOT pics of her at:

    http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/02/lindsay-lohan.html

    Cheers !

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