Jesus Lord, What Happened to Nikki Cox’s Lips?

May 16th, 2008 by Evil Beet
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Nikki Cox went to the plastic surgeon and was like, “I’d like Restylane injections,” and the surgeon was like, “Okay, fine. How many vials would you like injected?” And Nikki was like, “Vials? Let’s talk gallons, baby.”

Seriously Nikki Cox’s doctor is borrowing oil barrels from the U.S. government to transport the Restylane for Nikki’s lips. That’s why it’s so damn expensive to fill up your car these days. Blame Nikki Cox.

She and Jay Mohr do look ridiculously happy, which is admittedly pretty awesome, but why would a woman with such a killer body and a beautiful face and an amazing husband feel the need to inject the goddamn Great Lakes into her lips? Look at Jay! The poor little guy can only make out with one of her lips at a time!


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35 Responses to “Jesus Lord, What Happened to Nikki Cox’s Lips?”

  1. Siren says:

    she looks like the cat lady

  2. Muffy says:

    She plumped her lips, and he plumped his dick. Everybody’s happy! Who is she though?

  3. Jebbica says:

    Holy shit! I used to think she was the prettiest girl ever…when I was in 6th grade and she was on that show with Bobcat Whatshisname.

  4. Darth Paul says:

    Word, Muffy- who the hell is she? Irrelevant, from the looks of it.

  5. GG says:

    another pretty face bites the dust. what a shame

  6. Raye says:

    It looks like she’s wearing those wax lips from elementary school.

  7. Muffy says:

    AND, how old is she? Is that really necessary?? It’s funny cuz these women all end up looking the same. Very spooky.

  8. jinx says:

    Man… I have the hugest crush on Jay Mohr, and now to find out his girlfriend looks like a circus clown… My day is officially ruined.

  9. Sarah says:

    It looks like HE likes the lips. Look at the second picture again, look at how happy he looks, ponder the question = the answer!! She DOES have a killer bod – she looks fantastic in that dress. I agree, why ruin a great thing?!

  10. reynita says:

    her cheeks look different too.. ewww

  11. Muffy says:

    He’s so happy because he got dick injections. muahaha There’s definitely something up his sleeve……uh pants! He’s giddy!

  12. Ugh says:

    It saddens me to see her do that to herself! I love her!
    She was on that show Las Vegas and on some lame ass wannabe Married With Children show that had a puppet…never watched that, thank God.
    She also had a brief stint on General Hospital a looooong time ago (when Vanessa Marcil–who was also on Las Vegas–started out on there) as Jagger’s little sister.
    Yeah. I know too much.

  13. lily223 says:

    She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celebdatingsite -”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e .c o m”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

  14. slouchy says:

    Note to self: don’t ever lend Nikki Cox Chapstick. She’d use it all in one go.

  15. Melissa says:

    Yeah… I’ve never heard of her either. She looks like a porn star though. And that’s not a compliment.

  16. Just Saying says:

    She was a sitcom star in the 80’s-90’s and used to be da bomb. Now, not so much.

  17. Muffy says:

    Hmmmm, maybe I do know her but don’t recognize her!!!

  18. Priscilla says:

    i saw her on some show cant remember what it was, but anyway i was like WTF! why are her lips so fucking big? and who in thier right mind would cast her on anything anywhere? it’s rediculous. she is gonna lose soooo much work, not that i care, just that she looks REDICULOUS!

  19. Persistent Cat says:

    She’s always looked really fake and overly surgeried. Her boobs are awful and her face has always been a mess.

  20. Junkets says:

    The show she was on was called Unhappily ever after.

  21. Paige says:

    Is she still on Las Vegas?? Oh well, she looks like a muppet so they will fire her.

  22. Señor Loco says:

    Unfortunately, “Vegas” was canceled — another victim of the writer’s strike. However, she left the show before it got the boot. Her character had become a total whack job in the last few episodes and she was phased out. I have to agree with everyone else here. She was so much hotter back in the days — now she looks awful. BTW, she also had a brief stint on Norm MacDonald’s first comedy series, “The Norm Show” back around 1999 – 2000.

  23. daffylass says:

    That girl could make a biscuit look like a Tic Tac!

  24. Tiffers says:

    Priscilla – it was the Ghost Whisperer. Her hubby is on there, so I guess they decided to use her too. I was thinking the same thing…WTF is up with her lips.

  25. quirkygirlkitten says:

    her lips looks like sausages.

  26. just me says:

    I loved her in Las Vegas. Always thought she and Danny would end up together. Actually, I loved that show! So sad that it’s cancelled.

  27. :0) says:

    what the hell happened to her whole face??? She looks like she’s getting ready to star in the lead as The Incredible Mrs. Limpett! She used to be gorgeous, but that’s going down hill, fast! her body is looking amazing though… Could you imagine if she had Audrina’s teeth? yikes!

  28. Priscilla says:

    yes! that’s it the ghost wisperer cuz jay mohr was on there, i didnt know they were married, but i just remembered thinking. i bet jay is like “why the fuk did they cast this shit as my love interest?” hahahaha i didnt know they were together! lol

  29. Humph says:

    Quaaaack, quack quack!!!!! Jeebus – I get an admittedly petty-minded kick outa watching some of these ‘actors’ indulge in their inner attention whore…the results are unfailingly comical.

  30. Lucinda says:

    I’ve only now started seeing Las Vegas and thought that Nikki was lovely. She had a gorgeous smile and perfect breasts. Why one earth would someone who is almost perfect want to destroy themselves is beyond me.

  31. Micthetic says:

    She looks like a Brazillian Transexual!

  32. edhurley says:

    WTF! Is this photoshopped or did she really f*** herself? Self esteem must be in the toilet>

  33. jay says:

    ugh if u know so much get u facts right before u talk cuz she played on unhappy ever after u jackass. chirstina applegate played on married wit children dumbass fuck face bitch.

  34. JuNIOR says:

    Ewwwwww…that’s what I gotta say….she was so pretty….yuckkkk….

  35. GrooveRite says:

    These celebs rather go through the knife and risk looking like a monster than age naturally……unbelievable!!!

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