What Is With The Hats in London, People?
After Sarah Jessica Parker rocked an absurd creation to the London premiere of Sex and the City, Paris Hilton shows up there to promote her new film, also wearing a ridiculous hat. It looks like something you’d wear to a funeral, if it were black.
Oh, and Benji was there, too. And he doesn’t have to change a damn thing about his wardrobe to look completely ridiculous for London. Isn’t that convenient?
May 15th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Could somebody just run her over already? Britney? Lindsay? You’re both shit ass drivers… coke it up and put the pedal to the damn metal already.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
kinda funny that it was like, oh no, sjp what were you thinking, but with this, we’re just like… oh well it’s paris.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
I don’t get the hat at all? Why is it on the side of her head? It’s awful no matter what, but wouldn’t it be better on top, where a hat belongs?
May 15th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
what new film?
May 15th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
this hat would be great if she wore it on the front of her head to cover her wonky eye and her bird-beak.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Holy freakin’ crap, I’ve been a nurse for almost 20 years and that damn dress looks like a bandage you’d wrap around a bloody wound. I do so love the contrast of Paris and Benji, though. He looks like she fished him out of a dumpster. Makes me giggle to see her going around with a “dirty boy”. I bed deep down she cringes every time she looks at him. And Jesus, she sports a ring that says BM? Bowel Movement in medical lingo. That cracks me UP!!!! She wears a ring that says shit, which so suits her!
May 15th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
so are they off to the wedding after the premier? I mean really.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I agree with what you say daffylass, but I also have to think that he, too, cringes everytime he looks at her and her nasty herpes sores.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
The BM thing is hysterical. Gotta give kudos to Paris for not getting her boobs done, she looks strikingly flat-chested for a blonde bimbo (or maybe it’s just that everybody else has pregnant or nursing boobs these days…which I’ll bet we’ll be seeing on Paris within the year).
May 15th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
seriously, she just needs to STOP.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
ummmm…I’m confused here, is the hat flying off her head or is it suppose to be worn like that? Personally, I think her stylist ( she does have a stylist, right?) is having a laugh on her part.
Just because you have a stylist doesn’t mean you should lose your own sense of fashion…Geez, what a bunch of toilet contaminates.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
@devilgirl:
I’m retarded. By “film” I meant “perfume.” Shit.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
god forbid she would release another film
May 15th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
It’s actually a scuplture of jizz… frosting on the cake and all
May 15th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
What SJP and Paris are wearing are called “fascinators.” Its a fantasy-like and ugly-ass (in my opinion) interpretation of a hat and they are usually made of whispy fabric & feathers and are highly impractical. In this case, “fascinator headpiece” is probably what Benji calls Paris behind her back.
May 16th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Isn’t this dumb broad 27 years old? Why does she act like she’s a five-year-old pretending to be older? She’s too old for these lame poses.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
1. it upsets me that she almost works that. not gonna lie
2. WHY would someone choose that guy over delivery guy? seriously, give him a call. stat
3. HAHAH i love that there’s old gum all over the sidewalk their standing on. SO classy
May 16th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Paris Hilton looks so sweet.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site —-”AffluentBachelors.com” —-last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
May 18th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Can someone explain how doesn´t this hat just fall off? Is it nailed to her head?
May 18th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
i think it’s actually part of a headband… they sell them in like equip and diva (if you’re from new zealand, which you’re probably not, you’ll know what store i mean) and the ones in there are just like alice bands with giant “fascinators” cough cough, glued on.
May 19th, 2008 at 3:32 am
Haha.
June 11th, 2008 at 8:01 am
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