What Is This Fabulous Creature?
May 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
And where did Jack Hanna get it and when is mine coming?
Can you imagine the fun that Leo would have with this little guy? Fuck that, can you imagine the fun that I would have with this little guy? There’s room enough in my huge-ass purse for both of them. Leo can have the middle pocket and Little Guy can have the side pocket and they’d both come to work with me and pee on my boss’s desk together.
OMG I need one stat.
At the David Letterman show.
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May 15th, 2008 at 3:17 am
Lovely Beet it’s a fennec fox.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:12 am
Its a fennec fox, they’re cute but a little timid and hyper at times.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:43 am
it looks like its up to no good. i dont trust it.
Jack must be like 108 years old. He has been around for ever.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:03 am
Yep, re: fennec fox & please visit one at a zoo…like many wild animals, the stench of their urine is overpowering. It’s generally best to stick to domesticated pets.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:34 am
I love these little guys! I love all foxes really. They’re totally a mixture of a dog and a cat. It’s amazing really.
Also, Jack Hanna is the shit! LOVE him!
May 15th, 2008 at 7:02 am
That fox is so beautiful! I think my cats would kill it though, they’re the jealous type. Thanks for sharing! I love the animal pics.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:07 am
It is adorable. Looks like a Gremlin.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:45 am
oh, man, beet…i was at work drinking my coffee when i opened your site, and i swear half of the mouthful i had just taken ended up on my desk…this freaking article on that foxie creature is SO FUNNY! I mean, just reading the title and seeing the picture sent me into a laughter marathon that now has my stomach hurting…thank you for that! and FYI, I’ve told you this before, but just in case you forgot: YOU ARE FREAKING FUNNY! Should’ve been a comedian
May 15th, 2008 at 8:12 am
beety fan, do you always blow smoke up the behind of cute blond bloggers?
May 15th, 2008 at 9:00 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fennec_fox
May 15th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Yeah Beet, the new people are all like “we love you and think you shit fairy dust” and the back in the day been thru some tough times fans are like “we loved you back in the day and are sick of the Face Book Johnnie come lately crap”. Whatev.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am
shit fairy dust?
nice
anyway, that thing looks like a mass murderer … creepy…
May 15th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Donkey Punch, you are an asshole! Every post, you are always attacking somebody. Grow up.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Yes, Beet — it is cute. But will you still want one if Paris gets one before you and drags it around wherever she goes?
May 15th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Looks like a fox, dumbass.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Nope. It’s smaller, cuter and a totally different color from a fox. And the ears are ginormous! *swoon*
May 15th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I do not know, but I want one too. So does my siamese cat!
May 15th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
if that guy is 108, i want his anti-aging cream
May 15th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
>Donkey Punch, you are an asshole! Every post, you are always attacking somebody. Grow up.
et tu, my friend?
May 15th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
And me, what?You are still an asshole!
May 15th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
It’s a fennec fox! my absolute favorite animal, they are fabulous
May 15th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
OMFG that is adorable.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
> And me, what?
Your lips move when you read don’t they? You live in a Red state don’t you?
May 15th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
don’t start with that red state shit DP-
May 15th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Oooh, the republican red-neck is mad at me.
May 21st, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Awwww at first i wanted a ferret, but now i want one of these foxies! they’re soooooooooo cute beet! thanks for sharing the pics.
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:28 am
I have wanted a fennec fox so bad for a couple of years now! theyre hyper little things, just google fennec fox and you’ll get stuff all about them, whether you can own them in your area and that. They cant be near jewelery and they can be trained to use the toilet! They cos about £500 i think (roughly $1000? is it? I’m shit at converting money :P)
I’ve read that if you try keeping them outside they’ll just dig an escape tunnel! How cute <3
anyways, i’m not sure if my facts are correct cos its been a while since i’ve looked anything up on them
xox