What Is This Fabulous Creature?

May 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet


And where did Jack Hanna get it and when is mine coming?

Can you imagine the fun that Leo would have with this little guy? Fuck that, can you imagine the fun that I would have with this little guy? There’s room enough in my huge-ass purse for both of them. Leo can have the middle pocket and Little Guy can have the side pocket and they’d both come to work with me and pee on my boss’s desk together.

OMG I need one stat.

At the David Letterman show.


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27 Responses to “What Is This Fabulous Creature?”

  1. Kris says:

    Lovely Beet it’s a fennec fox.

  2. woohoo says:

    Its a fennec fox, they’re cute but a little timid and hyper at times.

  3. swillz says:

    it looks like its up to no good. i dont trust it.

    Jack must be like 108 years old. He has been around for ever.

  4. FrozeRightHere says:

    Yep, re: fennec fox & please visit one at a zoo…like many wild animals, the stench of their urine is overpowering. It’s generally best to stick to domesticated pets.

  5. 'lise says:

    I love these little guys! I love all foxes really. They’re totally a mixture of a dog and a cat. It’s amazing really.

    Also, Jack Hanna is the shit! LOVE him!

  6. Sarah says:

    That fox is so beautiful! I think my cats would kill it though, they’re the jealous type. Thanks for sharing! I love the animal pics.

  7. devilgirl says:

    It is adorable. Looks like a Gremlin.

  8. beety fan says:

    oh, man, beet…i was at work drinking my coffee when i opened your site, and i swear half of the mouthful i had just taken ended up on my desk…this freaking article on that foxie creature is SO FUNNY! I mean, just reading the title and seeing the picture sent me into a laughter marathon that now has my stomach hurting…thank you for that! and FYI, I’ve told you this before, but just in case you forgot: YOU ARE FREAKING FUNNY! Should’ve been a comedian ;)

  9. Donkey Punch says:

    beety fan, do you always blow smoke up the behind of cute blond bloggers?

  10. Just Saying says:

    Yeah Beet, the new people are all like “we love you and think you shit fairy dust” and the back in the day been thru some tough times fans are like “we loved you back in the day and are sick of the Face Book Johnnie come lately crap”. Whatev.

  11. Poppanna says:

    shit fairy dust?

    nice :D

    anyway, that thing looks like a mass murderer … creepy…

  12. domino says:

    Donkey Punch, you are an asshole! Every post, you are always attacking somebody. Grow up.

  13. Señor Loco says:

    Yes, Beet — it is cute. But will you still want one if Paris gets one before you and drags it around wherever she goes?

  14. MJ says:

    Looks like a fox, dumbass.

  15. Just Saying says:

    Nope. It’s smaller, cuter and a totally different color from a fox. And the ears are ginormous! *swoon*

  16. jemms says:

    I do not know, but I want one too. So does my siamese cat!

  17. lucy says:

    if that guy is 108, i want his anti-aging cream

  18. Donkey Punch says:

    >Donkey Punch, you are an asshole! Every post, you are always attacking somebody. Grow up.

    et tu, my friend?

  19. domino says:

    And me, what?You are still an asshole!

  20. Amanda Pants says:

    It’s a fennec fox! my absolute favorite animal, they are fabulous

  21. quirkygirlkitten says:

    OMFG that is adorable.

  22. Donkey Punch says:

    > And me, what?

    Your lips move when you read don’t they? You live in a Red state don’t you?

  23. anon says:

    don’t start with that red state shit DP-

  24. Donkey Punch says:

    Oooh, the republican red-neck is mad at me.

  25. Tako says:

    Awwww at first i wanted a ferret, but now i want one of these foxies! they’re soooooooooo cute beet! thanks for sharing the pics.

  26. Bunny says:

    I have wanted a fennec fox so bad for a couple of years now! theyre hyper little things, just google fennec fox and you’ll get stuff all about them, whether you can own them in your area and that. They cant be near jewelery and they can be trained to use the toilet! They cos about £500 i think (roughly $1000? is it? I’m shit at converting money :P)
    I’ve read that if you try keeping them outside they’ll just dig an escape tunnel! How cute <3
    anyways, i’m not sure if my facts are correct cos its been a while since i’ve looked anything up on them
    xox

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