The King and Queen!
May 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Eva Longoria may have shown up wearing a bridal gown designed by her husband’s basketball team, but nothing could distract from Queen Angelina and King Brad at the Cannes Kung-Fu Panda premiere.
Angelina looks so happy!
And so skinny!
She’s reportedly going to give birth — to TWINS! — in just a couple of weeks now.
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May 15th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
What a whorebag she is. I hope her babies grow up to be gay (like she was), Marry people WAY older than them, tattoo that persons name on their arm, wear viles of blood around their necks AND then make out with eachother. Now wouldnt THAT be a great example of Karma? And then break up a marriage and begin to buy all kinds of babies of their own, you know, to try and cover up the fact that they would be homewrecking sluts?
May 15th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
>I hope her babies grow up to be gay (like she was)
Better than an a bigot like yourself I would say.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Who asked you “Donkey Punch”? LOL, What the fuck kind of name is that? Probably explains what you look like.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
P.S. I guess you dont know what sarcasm is. Bigot? never.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I’m a straight man, but I feel perfectly comfortable admitting that Brad Pitt looks ridiculously gorgeous in that picture. He’s right up there with Alex Trebek and Patrick Stewart, in my opinion.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
wow “kaykay” did someone drop you on your head when you were little or something? jesus.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
she is soo pregnant.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
@ anonymous
You are so original. I mean, nobody has ever used that line against somebody EVER. You are a genius.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
donkey punch always has something to say to everyone that disagrees with him/her. fuck donkey punch! Whats up with Angelinas paralyzed man handed arm?
May 15th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
What the GD kind of dress is LongWhoria wearing! Why in the hell is she there in the first place, she is a c-list t.v. “actress”. I can’t wait til Tony Parker divorces her ass, then she’ll really regret that fugly ass nine tattoo on her back
May 15th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Not surprised at all domino you are supporting gay bashing. Shows what kind of person you are.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Let see now, where in the fuck did you get that I was supporting gay bashing? My brother happens to be gay, so I doubt I am gay bashing. Unless you are gay, and the fact that maybe people disagree with you makes you equate that to gay bashing, well then I guess I am. You are still an asshole.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
You were defending KayKay above who was gay bashing. It makes you also a gay basher.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
come on now kiddies, lets all get along - don’t we have better things to discuss?
May 15th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I LOVE THAT GREEN DRESS.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
She got big fast!
They look nice together, although I don’t really like that skank!
I didn’t know the paps wore tuxes for this shit, funny.
What’s with the bridal gown??
May 15th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. even if you win, you’re still retarded.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Ouch! XD
May 15th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
that was funny Jake.
Angelina looks hot. And so does Brad my man crush. Where is the fadora?
May 15th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Silly Muffy, those aren’t paps they’re all celebrity parents. They must be so proud. LoL @ aggressive commenters, good one Jake!
May 15th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
I LOVE this couple! They seem so in love and happy. They can never keep their hands off each other. Great humanitarians and an amazing family! Best of luck to them and all their children.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:53 am
jake, you are funny. this is true.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Special Olympics! Bwahahaha! *wipes eyes* Thanks, Jake.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
That joke is older than the internet itself. You guys need to get out more, lol.