Shania Twain: The Face That Launched a Thousand “You’re NOT Still the One” Headlines
May 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Sigh.
Shania Twain and her husband of 14 years, Robert “Mutt” Lange, have split, and everyone’s trying to come up with an original spin on a Shania lyric for the headline. So far, no one wins.
“Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert ‘Mutt’ Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage,” spokesman Jason Owen says in a statement. “This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time.”
The couple has a six-year-old son.
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I don’t care for her music but I would care to put a baby in her tummy.
That sucks. Every interview I’ve ever seen of her seemed like they were madly in-love. Hope things stay clean for them. They seem like decent people.
looks like we didnt make it
look how far we didnt come my baby
we mighta took the long way
we knew we wouldnt get there someday
they sayd i bet they’ll never make it
but just look at us not holding on
we’re not still together
not still going strong
….yeah it just doesnt have the same ring to it.
Donkey PUNK, I doubt she would want you anywhere near her! ASSHOLE!
domino my new stalker! Let me guess, you are an angry conservative war monger that I annoyed in the other thread because you support killing anyone that doesn’t have white skin?
New to this site asshole, but I have been reading your attacks on everyone and find you to be an asshole. By the way, I am not white, why do you think my name is Domino, Einstein.
Because you follow the pack?
Domino you are just a troll. Go back under the bridge you came from. You are a bigot and a gay basher.
umm you guys are ruining my song.
what do you do, keep hitting refresh until someone has replied to you?
dumbasses.
Where you get the gay bashing idiot, I have no idea. Fuck off, and why don’t you go back under the slimmy rock that you crawled out from under. Talk about a bigot, you are the king of them, ASSHOLE!
domino you are a pathological liar. First you support a gay basher in another thread and when I call you on it you claim your brother is gay (but then in the next breath you accuse me of being “gay” as an insult). In this thread I called you out as a conservative bigot and then you claim you aren’t white.
domino go away. You have decided to follow me from thread to thread making personal attacks.
The only reason for you to have started this is because I was critical of Republicans for the illegal war mongering. I know exactly your sort.
I can’t believe this. I always thought they were so in love. Hope she moves back to Canada.
Donkey Punch is a waste of human life, he is also a die hard tree hugging liberal who is probably voting for Obama and voted for Howard Dean in 2004; what a dickhead
Unreal!!
If anyone can come up with a funny headline, perhaps making reference to one of her songs, definitely submit it to http://www.glamorati.com
Donkey Punch – why is everybody hatin all of a sudden? I have to say minutes before I read these threads where you’re being attacked I was thinking that your posts are often funny. Anybody who puts hearts around their name is probably in high school anyways – it’s a confusing time.
And what’s wrong with hugging trees? The leaves are just coming out in this part of Canada – I could hug one right now!
Have a good day day, Donkey Punch. Personally I’m glad my options don’t lay between Obama and McCain – not that Harper is much better!!
i hafta agree with sarah, i am a fan of donkey punch. when i check out this site, it is as much for his comments as the posts themselves. smart and funny. and how lame are the idiots who get all offended and political on a gossip site.
Damn, Domino! Look at my avatar and guess who I’m backing LOL! Chillax, people…this is a great Gossip Blog. Beet makes us laugh, lets go with it…kay?
Okay guys, I emailed the cheques. Thanks for the support :D
PS: I would vote for Obama in a nano-second if I could. However they don’t let communist tree hugging Canadians vote in your elections.
Obama for Prime Minister of Canada!
Kinda sad….but then again, there’s nothing like buckets of money to make you feel better. Especially once you escape the Fortress of Solitude and Sir Hides-a-lot.
Oh…and I almost forgot.
Donkey Punch 2008!