Ellen and Portia: GETTING MARRIED!!!
May 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Congratulations to Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi!
Ellen announced at the taping of her show on Thursday that, now that gay marriage is going to be legal in California, she and her longtime girlfriend will be tying the knot!!!! Portia was in the audience for the taping, and the two received a huge standing ovation when she announced the news.
Oh, this actually brings tears to my eyes. It’s so awesome!!! What an amazing blessing to watch these changes occurring in our lifetimes.
Up next: Lindsay and SamRo? Please? Puh-leeeease? I would soooo watch Lindsay and Samantha: Newlyweds.
Lindsay: Samantha, baby, is this chicken or is it fish?
Samantha: Um, it’s cocaine, dumbass.
Lindsay: Oh.
Oh please, Lord. Please please please.
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Might as well be!
Okay. I am GENUINELY happy for Ellen and Portia. But I just want Lindsay to fuck up super bad again, which is why I want her to go and marry SamRo.
For real, they’re a totally cute couple. This sorta makes up for Jodie foster’s breakup, at least in my Lesbosphere.
(Sucks to the perpetrator LiLo. SamRo can do SO much better than that slag.)
Oh JOY..? YOU SHOULD Think of the repercussions? California Court Strips Children of Right to Mother and Father
http://www.cnsnews.com/ViewCulture.asp?Page=/Culture/archive/200805/CUL20080516c.html
Right on.
Yay, California! It is so good to see this.
Ellen’s acting like they just announced Portia’s pregnant.
And No, Darth Paul, this doesn’t make up for Jodie Fosters’ breakup; Jodie and her GF were together 14 years. Ellen gets a new model every 2-3 years. I say, get a prenup, Portia.
Here in Canada these sort of things are old news. Welcome to civilized behavior USA!
Great, now they can be miserable like the rest of the married couples in the world!
Amy,
When are you going to marry me?? XOXOXO
Trish
Wow, that great for them!!!
oh who cares! married one day, kids the next… divorced two minutes later.
I don’t care for celebrity marriages. They are on another planet and love and commitment ain’t the glue that holds them together.
Ratings and the casting couch are the primary vote.
i think thats DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what is the world coming to? allowing gay people to marry? IT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP!!!!!!!!!
Congrats ellen and portia from down under! I think they are a happy and cute couple. I also think they are good role models for lesbian lovers it just goes to show that if you love somebody this much it will end up a happy ending! Hope for the best for the lovely couple. Have many great times in years to come
Oh yeah ellen is just happy its what she’s always wanted so just get over yourself and be happy for the couple!
Congrats Ellen and Portia! I cant wait for the day that me and my girlfriend can get married in Australia!
Good on the both of you i wish you the best that life could bring you both! You look so in love, it makes me cry with happiness!
Good luck!
i think its cool they are gettin married, i mean y shuldnt they , they love, respect and is devoted to eachother, congrats on ellen and portia getting married i hope they will have a gd future togetha,
good luck not that you need it!
dis is from the uk as u can tell by my english slang.